1. Men do not understand readers. Ask carefully for what you want. Hints of any kind are either not noticed or misread. Go out with him.
2. Most people are natural problem solvers. If you really want to help solving-skills”>problem solving, your person will help you get right to the solution. Your call girlfriends if you’re just looking for sympathy or attention.
3. Shopping is your game, Monday Night Football is his. Let him enjoy his time while you enjoy yours.
4. If you can complain about him not being romantic and sweet all the time, he can’t complain about you wearing languid lingerie to bed and a 6 month long “headache”.
5. People consider crying a form of threat, but if he does…
6. If you’ve given your man a “Mel-Do” list, you don’t follow through with the list of instructions on how to complete his tasks. He did it for a part of his life without your command, don’t you believe it.
7. When your husband asks you, a simple answer of “Yes” or “No” will be quite appropriate.
8. If you “get” a problem that you have had for six months or more, please make an appointment with a doctor and a counselor or sex clinic.
9. When we argue, men want to refer to the present because women know they have a special section reserved in their brains that can store a fumbled arsenal of past thoughts. In the world of men, all comments after 7 days are inappropriate, unless he first opens his arsenal; then fire
10. Praxin putting down the toilet seat He needs it, he needs it down. IF THERE IS A COMPLAINT, GET A COMPLAINT.
11. If you are above 25 BMI, don’t ask your man if you are fat. It’s called entrapment.
12. It is cruel to make a man’s sense of peace angry. If you made a fumble comment at the “You Don’t Love Me Anymore”-Fest, you might want to give it a chance to rephrase. Nine times out of a million he did not understand to go out on the road in trouble.
13. Only try to conduct an interview on television if you want to get angry and start a fight. Otherwise, except the comments in trades, or to some people, until the power goes out.
14. Noses will be picked, interruptions will be impacted, and SBD will be sent without warning; frequently Don’t fight. No woman has ever won this battle.
15. If your man notices obvious sadness and asks “what’s wrong?” and you answer “Nothing”, wait for him to assume that you really are “nothing”. Otherwise, you’ll have to smoke and slam the door on the refrigerator for a few more hours until he asks again to unload your arsenal of irritants from the last month onto him.
16. If you can’t handle the truth, don’t ask.
17. Not unlike women who speak in metaphors and secret phrases, they say one thing but another they mean but men mean what they say. Try not to read into his comment “What’s nice” is to translate it to what it means when you say it, “Yeah. I guess I have to do with it.”
18. To add to rule 17: Most of the time people mean what they say. There are occasions when his comment may reflect a fear of embarrassment or incomprehensibility to explain everything about the comment. For example
“Honey, if you don’t want to go to that restaurant, that’s fine. Tell me where you want to go.”
“I’m not in the mood for Chinese. Can we go Italian?”
“Why don’t you suddenly like Chinese? Why do you want Italian?”
Case in point: An in-depth review of the reasons behind comments and choices is something all people prefer to avoid. Let it happen.
19. The reward is a necessary evil. If he wants you to please serve him a tray of cocktails while he has the guys on poker-night, you can have the girls over for drinks and conversation. clearly about all things women while the minister is playing.
20. He saw all your outfits. It is necessary to ask each one first, “What is this?” Look what he’s wearing. I’m sure whatever you find will work.
21. To add to rule 20: Even if he saw all your lingerie, going through each garment, asking: What about this one? It’s not a problem at all. I would love to help you figure out which one you would like to use.
