1. When we do the hand, double the back, I grab one em and hit him!
2. Do you want a thumb? I can give you a thumbs up, believe me. There are ways, dude. I don’t want to know, believe me.
3. I said kraut a f*cking thousand times I don’t roll Shabbos!
4. What then do you say? When you get rejected, do you turn in your library card? Are you getting a new license? Stop being Jewish!
5. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax… You are goddamn right living in the f*cking past!
6. This is what happens when you’re a foreigner f*ck in a**!
7. What the f * ck are you saying? Chimana is not the issue here, dude. I draw a line in the sand, I’m talking dude. Along those lines, DON’T… Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please
8. Nihilists! f*ck me I mean what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, it’s certainly an ethos.
9. No, Donny, these are nothing, you have nothing to fear.
10. Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
11. Shut the f*ck up, Donny.
12. No, sex is the culprit. With the record. He served 6 months in Chino to expose himself to eight year olds.
13. Your wheel! I roll to fifteen m-p-h! I double back, grab one em and pound away from it! The uzi!
14. What do you want, dude, the ball brought? I did not break my shoes. I don’t buy a f*cking beer. It doesn’t take your turn, dude.
15. F*ck it, dude, let’s go bowling.
16. You have it, man. You can’t bring this negative energy to the tournament!
17. Oh, come on Donny, castrates were threatened! Are we going to split hairs here? Are we mistaken?
18. Rich f*cks! This whole f*cking thing… I didn’t watch my friends die in the dunghill, so I fucked this f*cking…
19. So you have nothing here, Donny. Like you’re the middle child of the movie is wrong and wants to know…
20. Smokey, this is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules
21. Please, shall I love you? For your information, the Supreme Court challenged the previous restraint.
22. Am I wrong?
23. Also, let’s not forget, let’s not forget, Dude, that wild animals, or amphibians, for uh domestic animals, you know inside the city, which are legal.
24. Donny was a good bowler and a good man. It was ours. He was a man who loved the outdoors…and bowling, and exploring the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leon Carrillo, and up to Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, before his day. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many troops flourishing in Khe Sanh, in Langdok, at Hill 364. These young people gave their lives. And so Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, we commit Theodore Donald Karabotsos, according to what we believe to have been the dying wishing wellvehi”> to the last mortal bosom, Oceanus , whom you loved so well, sweet Prince.
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