Fabulously Fun Fun Fabulously Funky Dauntless Dad Makes Forty! (how’s that for alliteration?) (good if you can fast five times)
Forty = Fun
I’m so excited about turning 40 this year old. 40 In order that some people may fear something when they turn, I welcome myself with my arms, with a cake knife in one hand, and a fork in the other. 40 Although I am not turning, I do not yet feel that I am an adult. For the life of me I cannot remember what my father was like when he was forty as in all my memories he looks old. They say that by which you become wiser, I am not yet sure of that; but now that my eyebrows have grown back in it, I am all the wiser because I wish for one candle every year for one candle in numbers.
One of our family traditions is to give gifts for our birthday, so today I thought I would share some. info about arcane mmog37. Nothing as deep and revealing as my interview with Donald Pennington, some fun facts that you may or may not know about yours truly. There are no great lessons to be learned, but at least I hope I can make you laugh, and if that happens, it will be a perfect birthday gift for me .
So here we go 40 Random (but true) Things about mmog37:
40. Technically mmog37 mmog40. (Good points if the name can match).
39. I tried to buy a video game to celebrate my 39th birthday and it wouldn’t until I had produced it, my wife stood there laughing at me.
38. When I was a 9-year-old kid, I heard older kids talking about smoking “grass.” Understanding that my brothers and children were fools, I thought that by
“grass” when you can free it from your Pauline.
37. I used to swear that I would never marry.
36. I will celebrate my 18th Wedding Anniversary next month.
35. After the conversation in #38, my brothers and I went and got some “grass” from the backyard.
34. When I go through the toll house, I also pay for the person behind me.
33. Instead of telemarketers getting mad, I play with them on the phone while they get mad at me and hang up.
32. After #38 and #35, my brothers, I decided to roll a fat one, I mean a fat towel filled with newspaper “grass” rolled into a real Bugs Bunny style.
He held out two hands.
31. I have been an entrepreneur for most of my life, and was a strong businessman before I was a teenager.
30. I used to take half a cookie from my Orc and stick it in the ceiling of the room and then come back and eat it.
29. After #38, #35 and #32, my brothers, I decided to light the “fat” and the smoke.
28. I used to have perfect vision, but now I know why you are not supposed to look directly at a solar eclipse.
27. On a dare with my teenage grandson I jumped the retaining wall at Ocean Beach (near Cliff House) in San Francisco, (f. 33);
26. After #29 the carbon monoxide from “fat” almost killed us… Quick vow never drugs will ever do!
25. My sole from #30 was broken when I mistakenly grabbed a round of spackle/plaster from the ceiling and ate it.
24. After #27, I couldn’t walk for 2 days, but I had eternal bragging rights, as my nephew did not jump.
23. After #27 a hardcore skateboarder who saw me jump thought it was the coolest thing and decided to do it himself.
22. As I type this I am driving a telemarketer who wants me to attend a meeting about . common time in the Ozarks.
21. Once I was run over and died, after days I was asked if I could describe my assailant in the line, so I said, … if you think about showing me the bottom.
their cars
20. I was very pleasant food, much to the trouble of my wife, until I spent several months crying with a wire in my mouth.
19. While helping my father cut down a tree, he accidentally cut me into chains.
18. After spending a year living in Korea, returning to the United. I kissed the ground and breathed in the lovely smell of smog at the TILE.
17. When my wife was still in traffic in S.F, I would play with our boss’s gun and entertain the other driver.
16. My drivers would smile and play along in response to #17, but there would always be at least one hot-tempered rascal who would give us the finger.
15. At the age of 12, my eldest daughter and her friends were playing with some poor idiot whose car had run away on the road.
14. My oldest thought was no longer #15 that it was funny when she came home and that I was an unattractive idiot who ran down the road.
13. People sometimes think that I can make up for what has happened to me.
12. I’m like Ghetto Forest Gump.
11. In the 3rd grade I used to throw the chalk eraser on the heel of the shoe and then step on the teacher’s chair, which would leave a mark on it.
10. After #11 was done, I would tell the other kids at my retreat that if you kicked the teacher, they won’t believe me until they ask for it.
09. My favorite movie is “Live” with Roddy Piper.
08. After #27, #23 was still doing the same when I left the beach a few hours later.
07. Sometimes we deal with accidental favors.
06. At the age of 9 I used to annoy my father by getting the paper in the morning and reading the stocks.
05. My father used to drive me around when I was a teenager, little did he know that I was driving around in his car while he was asleep.
04. He would be disturbed that I was reading the books, my father would tell me to stop by pretending, I would make him crazy by explaining what I was reading to him.
03. After I moved #5 I seemed to know how to throw (maybe one of my traditional gangstas gave me a skinny), my father insisted that I throw both hands.
Take the wheel, and from it all the steering commands.
02. I obey the order from #03, I immediately wiped the other car, to drive down the very narrow street at the command of my father.
01. I managed to get stuck in a church elevator once. He went down to the cellar, but would not go up. He looked at the exit door and ran up and down
He tries every door in the living room, without success. He got off the elevator again, said a prayer and then pressed a button. To a surprise
the elevator began to rise. Surprise was shocked when the elevator opened to reveal a group of policemen with guns drawn.
So there you have it, whatever is worth 40 random (but true) facts about your actions.
What is? Oh you are wondering about #01 right….okay I’ll tell you. It turned out that the church building was preserved on the ground floor. I didn’t know that the elevator could take you to the ledge, but you needed a key to get up. Each door in the room was connected to a silent alarm system. Searching the doors up and down the hall, the police thought a group of robbers were robbing the place.
