It is very hard to find a good list of funny movies; here are a few of my personal characters;
20. Bernio: “Can you help me? I’ve lost my sense of direction.” Kermit: “Have you tried Hare Krishna?” Bernie Agent and Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Movie
19. “Here comes the tall, black, and cyanide.” Vira Barton in Road to Rio
18. “How do you want to feel the way it looks?” Otis B. Driftwood in A Night at the Opera
17. George: “Is Maria a boy or a girl?” Maria: “Um-hum!” George and Mary Bailey in A Wonderful Life
16. Kermit: “We’re going to have to catch those red-handed thieves.” Beauregard: “What color are the hands now?” Kermit the Frog and Beauregard in The Great Muppet Capper
15. I am really a horse doctor. But, lead me and I promise never to look at another horse again. Hugo Z. Hackenbush in AA Day at the Races
14. “There is nothing to be afraid of, and we hope you will enjoy the rest of your flight. Who is on the road who knows how to fly a plane?” Elaine Dickinson in Aeroplane!
13. “You know, you didn’t stop talking when I got here. You should be vaccinated with a phonograph needle.” Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup
12. Pippen: “I feel like I’m going back to the Green Dragon after it’s a good day work.” Cheers: “You’ve never done a hard day’s work!” Pippin and Merry in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
11. The nickname “Has the plague.” Lycus: “Is it dirty?” Nickname “Have you ever seen a pest that wasn’t there?” Pseudolus and Lycus in A Funny Thing on the Way to the Forum
10. A dead woman of thirty years looked very good. “Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof
9. “It won’t kill you. It just causes muscle spasms and coma.” Prince Lala on the Bali Road
8. Jonathan: “She is dead now!” Van Helsing: “No.” Jonathan: “He lived?” Van Helsing: “She is Nosferatu.” Jonathan: “Is it Italian?” Jonathan Harker and Abraham van Helsing in Dracula: The Dead and the Beloved
7. Children of the night… shut up!
6. Crapgame: “Hey! I found one (landmine)!” Big Joe: “What’s it like?” Crapgame: “What’s that breathing! How the hell do I know what it’s like?” Sgt. Crapgame and MSgt. Great Joseph in Kelly Heroes
5. AUTHOR: “How did you find America?” John: “A convert left at Greenland.” Notario and John in The night before the day
4. “One morning I put an elephant in his pajamas. I don’t know how he got into his pajamas.” Geoffrey T. Captain Spaulding in Animal Cracker
3. “All my life flashed before my eyes… it was truly hateful!” Babs on Chicken Run
2. Feretrio: “Surely you can’t be serious!” Rumacum: “I am a slave…don’t call me Shirley.” Ted Striker and Dr. Rumack on Aeroplane!
1. “Men, you cannot fight here, this is war!” President Merkin Mufflery in Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to care and love bomb
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