Arr! In a belated tribute to Talk Like a Pirate Day, I’ve compiled a list of ten pirate movies that have nothing to do with Johnny Depp or the Disney franchise. Pirate movies were widely popular in the thirties and again in the fifties, but they declined in popularity until PotC (as the writer was overwhelmed) exploded onto the screen with a swashbuckling fantasy.
Here, in no particular order, are some of the most memorable pirate films.
1. Goonies! – The classic story of kids following a forgotten treasure map of a pirate ship. I have to save dangerous criminals, traps, and ruined houses. Truffle Shuffle! Rated PG for some dangerous situations and mild language.
2. Duke of Blood – One of Errol Volcan’s best films and his first swashbuckling role, this classic black and white epic tells the story of runaway slaves, romances with beautiful women, and the rise of adventure. Great sword and swashbuckler old movie. G-PG depending on how much epic romance and swashbuckling you like to see.
3. The Pirates of Penzance – Light hearted Gilbert and Sullivan operetta film set. He is very… cheerful; in both words. The 1983 version has Kevin Kline, Linda Ronstadt and Angela Lansbury. G
4. Treasure Island – Go ahead, pick up the version. Jim Lad, Eight Pieces and Black Spot – all iconic pirates come from this novel and many film adaptations a> its. based on G-PG
5. Muppet Treasure Island – I’m reviewing this one separately because it’s so silly and different. Tim Currey, Darkness/Frank N Furter is of the famous Duke Long John Silver and performs very well in the part. G
6. Cutthroat Island – This tragedy is widely regarded as the last epic pirate movie and the one that killed freedom. (So far that is). With Geena Davis and a funny plot, at least the visuals are entertaining. That will keep the clothes on, if nothing else. PG-13
7. Ice Pirates – Okay, so not in the deep sea. It’s in space! When water is more precious, ice becomes more precious than gold. This is a silly space game along the lines of Spaceballs. PG-PG13ish depending on which version you’re watching.
8. Hook – Peter Pan, all grown up, must reach the enemy farthest to rescue the kidnapped children. Dustin Hoffman gives a brilliant performance as an old pirate, playing a harp with a hook, using different hooks for the situations… they are beautiful, the costumes are divine, and you feel the pathos when the poor pirate is forever locked in a fight with the ancient boy. . PG
9. Crocus – Cheech & Chong teams up with Python in this funny pirate parody. Search for the Spanish Inquisition, a young hero finding his pirate roots, and stagger, stagger, fall, roll. PG-PG-13, depending on your exposure level. (Lots of bare-breasted Aztec women)
10. Queen Bride – But wait, you say, this isn’t about pirates. No, it’s about a pirate. Pirates of the Caribbean Roberts played by Cary Elwes. Swashbuckling, Evil princes, the destructive shriek of eels, and ‘You killed my father’. ‘Prepare to die’, all make this a classic ‘pirate’ adventure. PG
Here you are, ten movies besides Pirates of the Caribbean that will get your blood flowing, your arrs rolling, and the inner pirate in you all roaring and ready to go. Go out and save the planet, as the Pastafaris say. Enjoy pirated movies today!
