Ah, how basely we hate donkeys. However, we don’t mind having our derriere a bit buttered. A little growing here, there is a delightful dampening, and before we know it we are sitting on top of the world. Shall we take each kisser with us? We’d like to think we never forget the people behind the scenes, however, it’s corporate America. We love to see people scratch and crack their way to the top. They want to do whatever it takes to succeed, but are they really sure?
We teach our children at a young age the gentle manner of kissing. The real catalyst behind a mature kisser is their competitive nature. We love winners right? Of course we do. They tend to forget the importance of work and friendship. I’m sorry, but you’re extremely talented people, average men and women, and you’re not satisfied with them. Ass-kissing is a technique used by those people who need a little help to figure out where to go. Excellent, they already stand out. Nay, the shepherds forget, they rejoice when they receive the mite. The middle circles stand from both the bottom and the top of the food chain.
So do you want to kiss an ass? Come, pay attention, because here are different ways for you to successfully start your campaign of spoiling your prey.
First, practice your daily routine in front of the mirror. Pay attention to every word of your superiors, like a sponge. You need to know what you like and what to expect. Make a strict mental note of their likes and dislikes, jota to click the list and get home.
Second, you must be diligent. Success doesn’t happen overnight, solid preparation helps you discover it.
Third, do not start kissing until after many years of servitude to society. Doing this gives employers reason to believe you’re a phony. A good ass kiss starts as soon as they walk through the door, during the interview process.
Fourth, everyone ignores the joke. Let no one deter your ambition. So what, where will you be in two years?
These are a few simple golden rules. The rules are great, but how about some examples in practice.
Before you walk into your interview, kiss a good ass as much as you can about the company. Their information from existing employers, public records, rival industries, and online hangs first. Don’t lie to your employer because they know the phones are compatible with them. Most people can pick up on fake behavior, so they don’t try. Researching the company will pay off a real interest in your employer. This is definitely the wisest way to kiss an ass.
Why? People are eager to work in an active society. Enthusiasm is the highest treasure a donkey’s kiss can possess, because this completely covers up any sign of fiction or falsehood. By this I mean that you will think that everything you do to him or her is in his or her interests.
Set strict parameters for yourself and let your employer know where you stand without insults. A strict schedule will leave a lasting impression with your employer. This is definitely a way to build a solid repertoire with your employer. Think about it this way, you know pretty well that I tell you who you are. Of course, you want to be the base of its structure. Concrete supporting its organization. The concrete needs to be put together, you want to be in the mind of your employers, so when the concrete is put together all they are going to see is you. That is exactly what you want.
Know your limits! You want to accept whatever your employer gives you, but if you know for sure you can’t perform a certain task, don’t accept it. If I say your diamonds, you need to stop what you are doing now to fulfill their request. Diamond means having the utmost faith in your ability, given the opportunity.
<1> Don’t forget to tick the employer. They love coffee in the morning, so they have coffee. Like golf, let them know you’re golfing over the weekend. Now, if you know where you like to golf, let them know that you will be golfing on their golf course. See if they want to join you, this is a great way to present new ideas to your employer without anyone else noticing. Don’t tell them you’re golfing until you know you’ll be there golfing. Remember the golden rule, Never show falsehood. Or make sure you head over to his favorite course while they’re already there. Accidents can happen! What, then, do you stumble upon in either way? It gives you something, in general, to talk to your employer.
Don’t forget a day of special meaning for the boss! How many people forget about their anniversaries, wives’ birthdays, children’s activities, and so on? You might be surprised. Of course, these are the times when we ask how our family is doing well. Sometimes a teacher can be so wrapped up in business that they are completely oblivious to things. You’re just kind and cute, a delightful ass kiss!
