I’ve been reading some very good comments on my article – “So You Suffer From Social Anxiety Disorder?”-or, at least I think they’re comments about my article and site. If so, they are really appreciated. However, I’ve tried going to some of the links because I wanted to return the courtesy, and I can’t seem to make them work for me. Perhaps I’m typing them into the address bar wrong. I’ll try some more links after I finish this article.
It would appear that 99.999999% of you recommend Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, and Phentermine for this debilitating illness of social anxiety disorder. And for all I know, you’ve hit the nail on the head, even though, as I stated in the article, Lesapro has helped me immensely with my fear of social situations.
A little story, if you please-Back in the 70s I went to see my first psychiatrist, a Dr. Reckless, and one day during a men’s group, he told us about his solution to social anxiety disorder, although I don’t think it had been labeled as such at the time. He said whenever he and his wife gave a party, he would wait for several people to arrive, and then he would go into the bedroom and have sex with his wife before she made her appearance; then, sure as the cock he was, he would go out and entertain his guests until his wife had gotten herself together and come on out.
He said it made him feel sure of himself and the other people, who couldn’t help but know what he and his wife did, would have trouble looking him in the eye. He was a notch ahead of everybody else because he established himself as the ruler of his domain. He said his wife was always perfectly beautiful after the event and so he would not be sexually interested in any other women at the party.
“Love your suit.”
So-to those of you who offered positive comments on behalf of my article on SAD, thank you. I have tried Viagra once and it didn’t do anything for me, so I’m going to order something called T-BOOST, a doctor-formulated testosterone booster. It may be worthless and expensive, but I’m going to give it a shot. It’s advertised for people over 40 and promises solutions for all of the following: “soft erections, sore body syndrome, thinning bones, sagging muscle mass (All right!), dull memory, decreased work performance, loss of self-confidence.” If this stuff works I should be able to leap tall buildings.
A month’s supply costs $79. I think that’s a high price for a product that has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration nor claims to prevent any disease or illness.
All you do is rub it in. And what does that mean? According to the ad, “You see, most ‘health creams’ are essentially little more than moisturizers. Their gooey base is just too clumsy to penetrate deep into your living cells.
“But if you put T-Boost under a high powered microscope, you’d see something far more advanced. It’s actually made up of microscopic sacs called liposomes. These liposomes are specilly milled by the latest high-tech equipment-so that they measure no more than 200 nanometers in diameter.
“What a difference it makes! Rub just a quarter-teaspoon of T-Boost into your neck or inner arms, and an amazing chain of events takes place. . . .”
The article goes on to say the “lipposomes plummet rhough your pores LIKE MARBLES DOWN A DRAINPIPE. . . . And release their payload directly into the living cells of your body!”
Oh, I can hardly wait for mine to come in the mail. Men who were once silent are seeing their lives transformed before the eyes of the world. So, if one night soon, you see a tiny red-haired object crossing your path in the night sky, don’t say, “It’s a plane, a meteor, but it’s Keith Mills on T-BOOST.”
I’m disappointed. It’s three o’clock in the morning and I just called Renaissance Health, the distributors of T=BOOST, but their offices are open 8 .a.m. to 8 p.m. That telephone number is 1-866-482-6678. Look, once I get my order and try it out I’ll be back with a report. Hopefully, it will be positive.
God speed, and keep those messages coming in.
Reference:
- My article, “So You Suffer From Social Anxiety Disorder?” “Natural Health For Men,” distributed by Renaissance Health
