There are certain traffic signs that I just don’t want to encounter. I am a pretty good driver and definitely a defensive driver. Don’t ask me to parallel, though. Quite a few notes are odd, but I’d like to know what it could probably mean. But there are many brands that I simply don’t want to find because I never see what they want!
10. Alone Camera
Do I stop and take pictures when I see this sign? An example of a sign shows llamas on a hill across the street, so maybe I’m supposed to take a picture of whatever is on the side of the road? Or does it simply mean watches for taking pictures? I’m not sure because there’s nothing you can say about what this single camera means.
9. The race of man
The image is of a man with tons of muscles who is running. Not even a picture of a road or a crosswalk. I don’t know what this is. I think mens watch yes or I think I should get out of the car and start exercising so I like to watch?
8. New Sign
The sign simply announces “New” on a red background with symbolic rays from a circle. There is a visible bright yellow wave. Don’t they know that the sign is getting old? I don’t like anything close to the mark that is new.
7. Donut Holes‘s request
This looks like a sign telling me that I can’t sit at a table with a pile of donut holes lined up. The table has an umbrella over it. What does it matter if I sit at the table without an umbrella? Can I enjoy my donut holes then?
6. Not blue and not trumpet
Two signs seem to be clear about this, but not much else. One is blue with a red x and the other has a red trumpet and shoulders. Therefore, the color blue is not allowed. Does it have to match the blue sign that this is not allowed? If so, heaven is safe. If not, the sky is not safe. I’m safe about not having trumpets because I don’t play trumpets and I don’t have any trumpets, so I doubt I do. I still can’t see why these two are important.
5. Refiner in pole pole
Do I look like the police robbing the dance floor under the light poles and street lights? Give money or rides? Am I supposed to avoid them? What does that mean? Am I disappointed if I don’t see the stripper?
4. Flashers for then 3km
It looks like this sign is going to tell me that there are flashers on the road for the next three miles. Is this legal? I thought I was calling someone? I’m supposed to enjoy the show? I disagree about this.
3. Beware of Cows Falling from the Mountains
It looks like a stone falling or a mountain falling, but it is not. It is a cow. In fact, the cow falls from the mountain and goes to the ground on top of the car. Thanks for making me paranoid about falling cows, now.
2. Beware of Car-Ed‘s cows
This sign seems to tell me that I must beware of a giant car eating cows! How can I avoid these animals? If I’m old enough to be careful, I think I’m probably going to die. Is this what they want?
1. Beware of giant dragon-like monsters that reach over the mountains and eat Cars
Yes, that is what the sign seems to be telling me! Did this really happen? If he has, I’m afraid! But how can I escape such a terrible fate, if I sleep and see these signs? The monster probably already knows I’m there. I guess I just better pray that he already ate a big dinner and doesn’t want to eat my car!
Source:
“The Divine Carolinus”. Divine Caroline 11/27/2009 http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/59850-bizarre-traffic-signs-world>.
