Today’s TV show review is so stupid that I don’t really need a brain to write about it. If you remember the old NESLegend of Zelda games, then you probably, and unfortunately, remember the cartoon was always so bleak that you were meandering around a little after 1989. Although, it’s worth saying that. this cartoon is based on video games as if to say that this cartoon is based on whether or not it is linked. Time for ten questions!
1.) How in the name of all that is holy can anyone call this pathetic pile of exta “Legend of Zelda” exta “Legend of Zelda” and not be brain damaged?
This cartoon bears no resemblance to the Legend of Zelda series game that didn’t have a CD-i label on it, because if it did, we’ve all been fooled for years. The bond seems not to be silent, the son of Hylia, who became the greatest hero of the world. Yes, he’s a shouting idiot who lives in Hyrule Castle and spends several days trying to get his kids to kiss Princess Zelda. What a sight. Speaking of Zelda, she’s a stuck-up ditz who spends her time doing menial tasks around the castle and pretty much just wastes space and oxygen. (Her nose is even bigger than her ears. She felt like I was throwing that out there.) Dumb as hell and just as interesting, she’s a stereotypical blonde if ever there was one. More on that later.
And of course, you can’t have a cheesy, poorly acted action cartoon without an over-the-top villain who talks too much to himself. In this series, the lifelong Legend of Zelda villain, Ganon, is a warty creature that teleports all over the place and laughs promiscuously at everything. This Ganon meanders around in a way that is secretly deformed video game villain. He does one thing, disguises himself, and engages in a battle of mages, so that the Triforce of Wisdom rages. wow I know I am a mouse. Do you know what the real Ganondorf from the real Zelda games would have done in the same situation? He would march up to the castle, and knock at the gate with the sound of his fingers, go into the plains, and eviscerate all there, and take the Triforce. And then in the pile of death, which he left there, he laughs. Now, of course, it doesn’t do well in the children’s cartoon, but to see Ganon shown like this is aggravating as hell. There’s not much else to this mercifully short series other than Spryte, the little elf that Link carries around and laughs with him wherever he goes. The spryte’s only redeeming value is that it makes all sorts of sexual innuendos towards Link and I admit that I break some of them because it’s literally only five inches tall.
2.) Where are you, voice lessons?
Oh my, where do I begin here? I think this should be prefaced by saying that even Mr. John Gielgud could not pull off a decent performance in this series, because the writing was so pious. Even Len Carlson, who called out what Ganon was supposed to do, didn’t do too badly. That does not mean, however, that I will allow all the other voices of the unfortunate agent to escape unpunished. Jonathan Potts, who voiced Link, is utterly disgusted to hear how the handsome boy he described chasing the “hero” is. Although, as far as Jason X was concerned, perhaps this series was just a precursor. Zelda got even worse because she sounded like a porn star. I understand in every sense. Her voice starts and stops at prodigious times in the middle of sentences and she puts the wrong inflections on words, not unlike anything in a horrible double dragon movie. But the second aspect of this book is better than my theory. There are some absolutely hilarious moments involving Zelda that you’d expect a woman to utter in porn. An example? Zelda is subject to a match of amateur magicians (don’t ask me why) I mentioned that before and after some old guy causes a tomato to grow from seed to full fruit, she says:
“Ooh! It’s so big!”
The decline is every bit as ridiculous as it sounds. A Spryte-like character isn’t the only one here with an offensive mind.
3.) Was this animation inspired by Charles Dickens?
In the first look of one of the episodes in this series, you will see some places that are quite well laid out. We would also argue that the backdrops and miscellany used in this series are better than most other cartoons published at the time. But when you get to people and creatures that actually move, then you can recoil in horror. Battle scenes appear as wounded Rock ‘Em-Sock ‘Em Robots fend off a herd of lobotomized Ronin warriors. Link runs around dragging what appears to be the entire inventory of the Final Fantasy item shop out of his bag while shooting baddies with his magic sword. broken pink beams. Every single thing is as dumb as it sounds and looks. If that’s not enough, you can observe many brands and groups that spread around like tomato soup. As expected, the lip syncing is even worse. There are several instances in which characters will say complete sentences, and their mouths are completely closed the entire time. I know the animation wasn’t exactly at its peak this season, but come on. Great locations, terrific animation – a tale of two states.
4.) Traps? Don’t you think?
It was difficult to distinguish between each of the thirteen total stories of this series because every plot was exactly the same. Ganon and his henchmen have the Triforce of Wisdom (or steal Zelda) through the inexperience of Link and/or Zelda and to get it (or her). And they always do about three minutes later. And in between, Link does some magical (and extremely short) sword zaps. Yay for the former.
5.) Wasn’t the title of this series “The Legend of Some Stupid Bimbo Masquerading as a Princess”?
I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but… Princess Zelda is stupid. Nexus may be stupid in this throwaway disaster cartoon, but Zelda takes the lame ball and launches it into the next solar system with her. She acts like Link, who despite being dense and annoying, is still the guy who has saved his kingdom countless times. >, is his personal butler, or perhaps more appropriately, the court jester. It never ceases to amaze me how Link acted to save his life so many times as if he never did. something. It will save her from some kind of gan and still treat her like a peasant. Still, I wonder why he even bothered to save her when she was so unwelcome here. Why the bloody hell was Princess Zelda, of all people, portrayed so ridiculously? Do the creators of this cartoon draw before the creation of each episode moth?
6.) Could someone explain to me how this magic, called the “Triforce”, and yet only two can ever be seen?
Having a part of things with the prefix “three” should indicate three chapters in said congregation. The only two pieces of the Triforce shown in this show are Power and Wisdom. The Triforce of Strength, which is what Link is permanently, uh, attached to, is never mentioned in this aborted cartoon, much less. In hindsight, maybe they just kept the word “Triforce” because changing it to “biforce” causes even more problems that this silly cartoon didn’t need.
7.) Is there a more annoying catchphrase in the history of animation than Link’s?
As I said above, Nexus spends most of his time trying to get Zelda’s kiss, and never succeeds in getting one (or getting one, any way you look at it). Whenever Zelda got mad at him for whatever reason, he kicked him out;
“Come on, shake me, princess!”
This line has become infamous, perhaps even a cult-classic, in video games circles. cheesiness and horror, but really, the phrase itself is the entire show (and the CD-i game, that thing) in a nutshell. It represents all the real video games Link and Zelda are not, and when Link says that, he is always reacting to Zelda like trash. . We ask: can we give this series and three CD-i games based on it
