In almost any field, evil seems to reign supreme. Human qualities seem to be lacking and they seem to have the sole purpose in life of making their employees’ lives miserable. Keep in mind that there is something you can do with that bad umbrella of yours.
Selling is the sweetest thing and, if done right, can be very rewarding. You, however, rejoice in the pleasure, while she makes that bad boss know what it feels like to be entertained. Some revenge plans will only be appropriate if you leave your current job, while others can be done while you’re still working there. But remember to be fired at last. So only if you don’t mind losing that job.
Phone Calls:
This works if the boss is married and of the opposite sex. WARNING: Probably cause war problems for your boss. But hey you’re a badass leader who cares right?
Make sure your number is blocked when you call or use a friend’s phone. You can also use payphones to get around your city. Call your boss’s house using a slightly rude voice when he/she answers and say something like “Oh, I’m sorry you asked for (your boss’s first name). I must be wrong.” Then hang up.
Now this can happen that there may be several phone because the boss’s wife becomes suspicious and the boss suffers. But at last keep his life as miserable as he has made yours. After all, you should not be suspicious if someone of the opposite sex calls your spouse.
Even if your boss happens to answer the phone just hand it over without a word.
Send you flowers:
If you leave your workplace, send yourself flowers on your last day. Make a big show of getting over it and read the paper out loud. Make sure everyone can hear you reading the card. Then, in front of everyone, you receive something from your boss, which is a sweet gesture.
Make the card something to love. Example, “I just wanted to send you these flowers on the last day. I hope you know how much I love you and miss having you here.” Or something through them.
How do you think you’re the boss when all your co-workers think they’re hot.
Mail images a little shy:
This only works if your boss is married and you are not there working. WARNING This March may cause problems. But your boss is also rude and has made your life miserable, so who cares.
Get or have someone you trust take some real sex photos of you. Take multiple photos in different six positions. Go all bare or as close as you feel comfortable going. Then write them back or put them in your email box from the email address. They are trying to concentrate on getting their spouse’s envelope and opening the time.
Make sure to put something in the envelope that your spouse will be tempted to open. I mean draw hearts in an envelope, put perfume or cologne in the envelope, or write something to your lovers on it.
Attach a note from your boss saying something that means your boss was the one who was with you and took your pictures. This should put the groom on a rampage and cause the boss to cause some real trouble. If nothing else, your boss will be left with some exposure to do.
I know that sound so violent, but I remember this revenge and vengeance so sweet. Go forth, and make that miserable umbone.
