The canons of humor are filled with yellow tales. It is also a body humor given to redness. While dumb blondes, redheads are known for their hot temper and cheap streak. I have had jokes and jokes for thirty years, and here is a small collection of red head jokes, I hope you enjoy them.
The three nurses all decided to play pranks on the doctor they worked on.
And after these days, they all came together, and discussed what to do
the doctor had done. “I put cotton in these,” said the blonde nurse.
so he could not hear the stethoscope. The brunette nurse said, “Well, I’ve done worse.”
how I fucked holes in all his condoms.
The red nurse failed the old man.
Two casino dealers are holed up waiting at the craps table.
He comes in pretty red and wants to bet twenty thousand dollars in one roll.
She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much happier when I’m deep.”
When she strips naked from the navel and rolls her ankles screaming, “Momma needs a new pair of pants!”
Then she begins to jump up and down and embrace each trader. “I win! I win!”
He takes his money and his clothes with him and quickly leaves. The traders just stare at each other in astonishment.
finally one of them asks, “What’s going on anyway?”
Other responses to “I thought you were awake!”
Bush called the police department and reported that she had been attacked. Who answered the phone, “When did this happen?”
She answered: “Next week.” The magistrates therefore inquired;
“Why are you waiting until now to tell me?”
“Okay,” he said. “I didn’t know I was being attacked until the checkpoint got up.”
A guy with a hot wife redheaded, was talking with a buddy in the market, and said, “I don’t know what a wife is for” let him have it for his birthday – he has everything, and besides, he can buy what he wants, so I’m a pensioner.
His buddy said “I have an idea – why don’t you make a record saying he had 60 minutes of great sex, any way he wants it – he’s probably going to get drunk.”
So the husband did it.
The next day at the bar he said: “Well? Do you take my advice?”
“Yes,” said the man.
“Do you like it?” His buddy asked.
“Ah yes! he jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran to the door, shouting “I’ll be back in an hour!”
The devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar was empty with a scream running all over the place, all but one elderly redheaded lady leaning over the bar.
The devil goes to the red woman and says: “Do you know how I am?”
The woman took a sip of beer and replied: “You want.”
The devil looked at the red head and said, “Well, aren’t you afraid of me?”
The devil looks up and down for a minute and shrugs “I married your brother 25 years ago, why the hell am I afraid of you?”
Reds are like a well trained dog.
They move and roll and play dead.
Who do you know there’ if the guy has a red scribe?
He is always smiling.
1st Guy: “I am of few words.”
2. Guy: “I, too, took the red one.”
A doctor. She had been married to Rufus for 10 years. One day he said to her: “We must do what we love our love.” Soon, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
“Why?” hubby asked her.
“You said I needed to do something to make our love look better; I just wanted to get a second opinion,” he told her.
As a new bride, Rufa moves into a small home in her husband’s village. She put shoe-boxes on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband to never touch it.
For fifty years her husband left the ark alone until he was old and dying. One day, when he was putting his things in order, he found the box again and thought it held something important. Upon opening it, he found two drawers and $82,500 in cash.
He took the box to his wife and asked about its contents.
“My mother gave me as a box day I got married,” she explained. “She told me to never stop fighting or a ruddy temper overcomes me. He told me dolily to help my frustrations every time I got mad at you.”
The husband is very touched that in 50 years he has only been angry twice.
“What is $82,500 for?” he asked.
“Oh, I sold the rest of the money.”
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about the afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was red hot gold. digging 23. The bridegroom looked quite weak and felt like killing him because his bride wedding night was healthy and alive virgin
But lo and behold, the next morning, the red-haired man slowly descended the main steps, slowly hanging on to the banister for dear life.
Finally she managed to get tents in the hotel. The clerk was worried, “What happened to you, honey? Do you see the alligator wrestler!”
The bridegroom sighed, hanging on the stone, and began to speak;
“Ohhh God! He told me he had saved it for 75 years and I thought it was his money!”
The red-haired woman met her husband, a military man, stationed in Germany a few months ago. So he sends him this care package. He is excited to take the package home from his wife. He found that he had a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite shows. He invites his two friends over and they all sit around having a great cookie time and watch some episodes of South. Park.
Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to home video his wife’s lap sucking his best friend’s chin. After a few seconds, he blows his load into the cistern hole and turns the load into the mixing bowl and spits out the cookie dough. . She then looks at the camera and says “I want a divorce.”
Blondes, brunettes and redheads are in the doctor’s office.
Yellow goes in to see the doctor. When the doctor goes to examine her, he notices a large Y on her chest. The doctor asks: “Why do you have a big chest?”
She replied, “Well, my boyfriend went to Yale and since we love him, he wants to wear his college sweater.”
The doctor sleeps and continues with the brunette patient. As he examines her, he notices a large H on her chest.
Again the doctor asks: “How did you get the big H on your chest?” The brunette replies, “My husband went to Harvard and he loves us so much that he wears his college sweater.”
The doctor just shakes his head and continues to yield. As he examines her, he notices again that she also has this letter in her chest. Great m.
He said: “Don’t tell me, boyfriend went to Michigan?”
“No,” replied the redhead, “But my girlfriend went to Wisconsin.”
It’s easy to get carried away with your life. First, seduce that red Mountain from behind, start going nice and slow, pick up your hair and pull your head back slightly and whisper in her ear “Your sister was better than you…!
