There aren’t too many places that can truly boast of being “the place where all your fantasies come true.” Disney World? Maybe if he was six years old. But I’m talking about adult fantasies. If we were to write about all the great things to do in Amsterdam during the day, we would certainly have another plan in our leisure time. But in Amsterdam at NIGHT? You’re going to enter the big leagues, pal. Minors should not apply. Amsterdam night is a mix of bars, clubs, restaurants, drugs and women. The priority of which is all up to you. I’m talking, of course, about the Red Light in Amsterdam. Europe’s major cities – Prague, Paris, Budapest, Rome and Berlin – all offer tourists an eclectic mix of entertainment, but Amsterdam’s Red Light District nightlife manages to top what all those cities have to offer. I personally think of the Amsterdam nightlife as “broken, not moved”.
Let’s be honest, most tourists flock to Amsterdam necessarily to walk along the canals and go to the museum. Oh, it’s certainly an element for the petitioners. But the real kicks into the “fun” after the sun sets. Repeat this mantra several times: “Amsterdam’s nightlife… Amsterdam’s nightlife…” Would you like a cup of coffee and a joint? Do you want to shine in the light of the Red District and say hello to the “window girls”? Do you want to smoke a joint and then visit the girls windows? You have come to the right place.
I’m really looking forward to the AM here. I say this, “behold” in the great sense of looking forward. Amsterdam has so much to offer. But since the journalist is responsible for me, I cannot – well aware – just stay in my hotel room for the night.
So let us go hunting. Even if you don’t wander further than casually through the streets of the Red Light District to “window shop”, at least you’re doing it right. This is not New York city or Rome, this is for sure. Women don’t warm themselves over garbage fires, or casually knock on your window to see if it’s a legitimate scam or a cop cover. No. This is Amsterdam, baby. What do you see?
First of all, the Red Light District is remarkably well preserved. Because everything is “out in the open” so to speak, you are not a hunchback wearing dark glasses and raincoats. Under Amsterdam’s neon lights, visitors can admire the latest vibrators and condoms in the same way other boutiques sell the latest fashion and leather goods.
Amsterdam’s nightlife boasts some unique entertainment: Street-corner PR reps do their best to convince passers-by to check out six live shows. The erotic museum showcases five erotic stories, videos, photos and more. and women. Women wearing gorgeous lingerie and much less post behind stained glass windows and offer good pictures and services that are sure to win ‘T to find in a Chinese restaurant. More than once I remind myself that I am not in Thailand. I am in Europe. Amsterdam, nightlife. I don’t like anything.
The Red Light District is better known as “Walletjes-30”, and is a few minutes’ walk from the railway station. Three X’s appear everywhere on the public signs of the city, and the notion of a “triple-X rating” is absent; actually the 10 virtues represent the 3 virtues of Charity, Resolution and Heroism. At least that’s what I was told! I think you should walk through the district of Tydeus at any rate. Do you think you’ll have to wait until after-hours to come to this part of town? Think again. Business is good 24 hours a day.
It is believable that such an area is actually one of the most sought after tourism areas, but it is. You’re sure to see busloads of visitors snapping photos as they head down the country’s main drag. How they can do this with impunity is beyond me. Perhaps that bus offers some sanctity. Because there is no crack in the foot, photo. The red light district is pretty safe with lots of cops on foot and watching. Each house also has its own security and not kindly to the result.
In general – I’m not talking about testing you, I’m informed by the buyer – if the building has two windows, the more beautiful and expensive girls will be found on the second floor. Prices for a quarter hour can range from 25 to100 European coins depending on the services offered. If you see the window coverings tag; guess what – there’s some “business” being transacted. Better to come back later. The rule of thumb is, don’t charge, don’t be overbearing, don’t try to take pictures and don’t try to pay.
I walk and look and smile. Every now and then – it’s just a joke – I’ll see a middle-aged man (understood and run up to the shop window where the handsome young man is displaying his goodies) and shouts: “Hey Bob, is that you?” Just to see his reaction. Believe me, laughter is always good.
This is not the only “night life” in Amsterdam. Of course there are discos and theaters and the like. It is proposed that the nightclubs of Amsterdam pale in comparison to the “demilitarized zone” of the city center. taxi driver I think she was wrong when she said she doesn’t know too many places where you can. they smoke a joint, have a cappuccino and all enjoy oral sex for less than 60 euros. I don’t think you can find much at McDonalds, that’s for sure.
And speaking of smoking, here is an interesting part for you. Like liberal Amsterdam with its “soft drug” laws, some people just can’t put themselves in the middle of coffee and smoky bars where smoking is allowed. As recently as February 1, city officials were placing “No One” signs around the city center. What does the sign show – nothing more than a joint inside a red circle with a line running through it? You never know, when the signs were posted around town they were quickly snapped up by people looking for a souvenir. Not to worry though, it seems that urban planning has got the last laugh. The badges are currently sold in 90 Euro (about $108.00) restaurants, with 400 orders already filled!
Except for this little episode, I hope you will start this article. Again, there is so much to the night in Amsterdam that can never be repeated on a page or two. Maybe next time we’ll talk about restaurants! Until then, walk, travel, see, learn and above all “Grateful”. The best advice in any European city you are in!
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