I stumbled upon an online pregnancy test this morning by complete accident. Imagine my surprise when this amazing site informed me instantly if I was pregnant without using a pregnancy test or a trip to my doctor. Incredible! But is it also good to be true? Well, probably, but still…. I have to go check it out for myself. Do you want to take an online pregnancy test yourself? For him! Male or female, young or old, fertile or not.
Here’s how this particular pregnancy test works. It’s amazing when you think about it. You just type in your name and press the start button. Heck, don’t even type in your name. I didn’t! I am afraid that I may somehow jinx myself, the figure of my friend in the name. conceived pregnant so if she gets jinxed, it’s okay) After you type your name, hit “Pregnancy Begins” test.
You must remain perfectly still as the pregnancy-test”>pregnancy test scans your body:
– Endocrine balance
– Hormone levels
– Amnion concentration
– level of carbohydrates
– Ketones (ketosis/lipolysis)
– Ovulation status
– Bovine Encephalitis
– Time
– Progesterone infusion
You will receive immediate results when you complete the online pregnancy test. Wonderful website. If you feel that your online pregnancy test results are incorrect, simply perform a re-test. Hey, accidents happen! However, if your results come up “positive” and you are really “pregnant by force”, then you can go one step further and see if it is a “virtual boy” boy or girl. Once you’ve discovered the gender of your “virtual bundle of joy”, you can take one step further and find out who the “baby daddy is”. How do they do this??
While I found the idea of trying to get pregnant online very funny, and I engaged with it for a ridiculous amount of time, I began to wonder if there was ANYONE out there who would take it seriously. It is unfortunate, I think. With the image of some hopeful woman posting all her “eggs in one basket” at www.pregnancytester.com, I was saddened to think who really thinks the results are real. After all www.thepregnancytester.com I assume their results. In fact, the website testifies that the results of the pregnancy test are 99.9% accurate. NO INJURY ON THE SITE CONCERNS online concept test only for entertainment purpose. (I was able to find the word humor under the search results for the page in small letters)
So in the end, if you want to enjoy a laugh today, get yourself a pregnancy test! But be aware that this is only for entertainment. Nothing about pregnancy is easy, with the process of taking a pregnancy test.
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Source:
An attempt to joke
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/
