The best and most famous Woody Allen quotes are usually a matter of opinion. Woody Allen is one of the most famous actors and filmmakers of the past 50 years. Here are, in my opinion, the best and most famous Woody Allen quotes.
BEST AND NUMBER WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER ONE
As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ probably because it is so difficult to shape the bark.
BEST AND NUMBER WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER SECOND
Bisexuality instantly doubles your chance of being on the Sabbath.
THE BEST AND NUMBER OF WOOD ALLEN QUOTES IS NUMBER THREE
Comedy only imitates problems, rarely encountered by force. Drama is like a dish of meat and potatoes, comedy is more of a dessert, a little meringue.
BEST AND NUMBER WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER FOUR
Eighty percent success rate so far.
BEST AND NUMBER OF WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER FIVE
So depressed, he tried to lead to death by drawing near Armenia.
ALLEN’S BEST AND NUMBER OF SILVER QUOTES NUMBER SIX
I don’t fear death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
ALLEN’S BEST AND NUMBER WOOD QUOTES SEVEN NUMBERS
I thank you for the smile, except when the milk comes out of my nose
THE BEST AND NUMBER OF WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER 8
I am of two natures.
BEST AND NUMBER OF WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER NINE
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it is the government.
ALLEN’S BEST AND NUMBER WOOD QUOTES NUMBER TEN
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I bring a change of underwear
ALLEN’S BEST AND NUMBER WOOD QUOTES NUMBER ELEVEN
I do not want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.
BEST AND NUMBER OF WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER TWELVE
I couldn’t make the chess team because of my height.
THE BEST AND NUMBER OF WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER THIRTEEN
I have bad reflexes. I was car pushed by two guys
BEST AND ILLUSTRATED FOREST ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER FORTY
I managed to place my wife under the base.
BEST AND NUMBER OF WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER FIFTEEN
I want to tell you a terrible story about oral contrariety. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No”.
BEST AND NUMBER OF WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER SIXTEENTH
I am amazed by people who want to know the whole world, since it is difficult to find your way around Chinatown.
THE BEST AND NUMBER OF WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER SEVENTEEN
I am so good at loving that I practice a lot on myself.
BEST AND NUMBER OF WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER 18
I am very proud of my gold show bag. My dying grandfather sold me this watch.
BEST AND NUMBER OF WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER 19
If you want God to laugh, tell him about your plans.
THE BEST AND MOST NOBLE FOREST ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER TWENTY
I am the master in my house, my wife is the policy maker
BEST AND MOST NOBLE FOREST ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER TWENTY-FIRST
Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest I’m afraid t have fun at all
BEST AND NUMBER OF ALLEN WOOD QUOTES NUMBER TWENTY-SECOND
One thing I regret is that I am not different in life.
THE BEST AND MOST NOBLE FOREST ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER TWENTY-THREE
Sex without love is an empty experience, but the amount of empty experience is pretty damn good.
BEST AND NUMBER OF WOOD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER TWENTY-FOUR
A certain guy of mine was hitting the fence, and I said to him, “Grow and multiply”, but not in these words.
BEST AND CLEAREST WILD ALLEN QUOTES NUMBER TWENTY-FIVE
What if everything is an illusion and there is nothing? In that case, I definitely have a carpet for myself.
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