Detective Odafin “Fin” Tutuola is played by Ice-T in the long running Law & Order: Special Victims Unit television series. Detective Tutuola is known more for his toughness, he is also known for his contrast with much other Law & Order: SVU VIrg. There are several of these excellent quotes. Included below are lines from Detective John Munch by Richard Belzer, Detective Elliot Stabler, by Christopher Meloni, Detective Olivia Benson Mariska Hargitay, Captain Donald Cragen played Dann Florek, Detective Chester Lake played by Adam Beach, Dr. George Huang played B.D. Wong, and A.D.A. Alexandra Cabot played Stephanie March.
Det. Fin Tutuola: Kids don’t look like monsters to me.
Det. John Munch: I came. Don’t you have deep dark secrets?
Det. Fin Tutuola: I am a Republican.
Det. Fin Tutuola: I told you to leave the mutt in the car.
Det. John Munch: Do you know how many dogs die in closed cars every year?
Det. Fin Tutuola: Do you know how many cops kill their partners and let them go ‘just’?
Secretary: We don’t walk-in. Tomorrow he needs to eat.
[Shows his reporter badge]
Det. Fin Tutuola: we came to a special transition.
Det. Fin Tutuola: Here pussy, pussy, pussy…
Det. John Munch: You’re kidding, right?
Det. Fin Tutuola: It’s not my area of expertise.
Det. John Munch: Me, I just get a little nervous when the government of electronic records starts.
Det. Fin Tutuola: Please don’t start. He will leave in the black helicopters, and we will be here all night.
[Explaining what the bottom sex is]
Det. Fin Tutuola: Don’t look at me, I only know my stuff.
Det. Fin Tutuola: You have the right to an attorney and if you lie in the car, I will kill ya.
Det. Fin Tutuola: He’s not staying here with all these cancer particles flying around.
Det. John Munch: Don’t worry. As an African-American you are statistically much more likely to die of diabetes, high blood, or heart disease.
Det. Fin Tutuola: Or a bullet.
Det. John Munch: Why do we always take the trash one by one?
Det. Fin Tutuola: Because we are the right people for the job.
Det. Fin Tutuola: What do you like?
Det. John Munch: The Death Trap.
Det. Fin Tutuola: You are pathetic. This castle is always the coolest.
Det. John Munch: So why do you leave narcotics?
Det. Fin Tutuola: My partner took the bullet meant for me, it kind of took all the fun out of it.
Man: Who is it?
[Look at Detective John. Munch]
Det. Fin Tutuola: He is my Jew.
Det. Fin Tutuola: I hate talking to kids at this age.
Det. John Munch: That’s what you can’t taste if they give you the lip.
Det. Fin Tutuola: Who says I can?
Det. John Munch: Your Jewish?! Your JEW?! What if I called you “my boy?”
Det. Fin Tutuola: Then I will be your boy John!
[Opening the oldest lunchbox]
Det. Fin Tutuola: Well, I’ve always wanted to know this.
Det. John Munch: What?
Det. Fin Tutuola: Do twinkies last forever? Give twenty bucks, take a bite.
Det. Olivia Benson: We are protected by the law…
Det. Fin Tutuola: Your bleeding heart is all over my shoes.
Det. Fin Tutuola: [dismissing the college class to remove suspicion] Excuse me for interrupting. Stay in school.
Det. John Munch: Responding to the tremors of the machine.
Det. Fin Tutuola: Probably a collection agency.
Answering Machine: Hey, Spevak, you’re still late. You better pay, Doc, or you’ll get over it.
Det. Fin Tutuola: MasterCard is not sound.
Det. Fin Tutuola: You better remember quickly before we drag the sweet donkey to the fence.
Miss Kittie: Am I under arrest?
[Miss Kittie rubs Det. the cheek of Tutuola]
Det. Fin Tutuola: You touch me, you will.
Det. John Munch: Everyone knows that I can be a 1029 donor.
Det. Fin Tutuola: Kids don’t look like monsters to me.
Det. Olivia Benson: Were you a car thief in a previous life?
Det. Fin Tutuola: No baby, Boy Scout – always ready.
Dr. George Huang: I don’t trust calling a suspect a serial killer.
Det. Fin Tutuola: How many guys has she got to whack until you trust her?
Man: I’m bloody. Am I dying?
Det. Fin Tutuola: The wound is flesh. We live
Det. Elliot Stabler: How do you know so much about the speed of soccer?
Det. John Munch: Well, I went through a brief search of the database.
Det. Fin Tutuola: it is called pubis.
Det. Elliot Stabler: A lover’s quarrel?
Det. Fin Tutuola: There’s going to be a house move if Munch doesn’t get out of my face!
Det. Olivia Benson: Why get her drunk, sneak off her roof and not kidnap her?
Det. Fin Tutuola: Perhaps the opportunity could not arise.
Man: I’m not gay. I have relationships with women and sex with men
Det. Fin Tutuola: I have a message for you. You’re just gay.
[After the bomb explodes]
Capt. Donald Cragen: What is your ear?
Det. Fin Tutuola: Got two.
Det. Lake of Chester: My bowels say they are lying.
Det. Fin Tutuola: Your talent is your gut.
Lawyers: Kidnapping on the client’s payroll has been falsified. And how was he wounded between his house and the station house?
ADA Alex Cabot: I don’t know how he did it?
[Look in Det. Fin Tutuola]
Det. Tutuola’s fin: fell.
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