Actor Martin Lawrence doesn’t always appear in the best movies, but he consistently delivers funny lines. Some of his best quotes are from Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, The Blue Virgin, What’s the Worst That Could Happen?, and Death of a Funeral.
Best Martin Lawrence Movie Quotes from Bad Boys
The actor plays drug detective Marcus Burnett alongside Will Smith as detective Mike Lowery in the action comedy Bad Boy. Bad Boys was written by Michael Barrie, Jim Mulholland and Doug Richardson.
Mark Burnett: Look man, I don’t get my sex at home, OK? Do not deny me this.
Will Smith as Mike Lowery: What are you talking about, man? sleeping with a beautiful woman every day.
Mark Burnett: I got married. That means marriage. You sleep together, but you can’t get along.
Mark Burnett: $80,000 for this car and you don’t have an owner’s manual?
Will Smith as Mike Lowery: This is $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds sweetie. It is a limited edition.
Mark Burnett: You’re damn well limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a d*ck leg with two chairs in it. I guess we just drag the f*ck through.
Best Martin Lawrence Movie Quotes from Bad Boys II
Martin Lawrence continues his role as drug detective Marcus Burnett in the movie Bad Boy II. Bad Boys II was written by Ron Shelton and Jerry Stahl
Mark Burnett in purple Mike suit: Are you a model or a cop?
Will Smith as Mike Lowery: Hey man, I like looking good, that’s all.
Marcus Burnett: For whom?
Mike Lowery: Hey man, don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
Mark Burnett: Hate the tailor.
Best Martin Lawrence Movie Quotes from the Blue Series
The actor plays Milo Logan in the 1999 Blue movie series. In this movie, Miles Logan is a villain who pretends to be a cop. The Blue series was written by Michael Berry, John Blumenthal and Stephen Carpenter.
Soldier Logan: Hey, this is the police. Move your busted-ass vehicle. Move, move, move, move. This is the LAPD. You pop one in your ass. We came with guns and dung.
Best Martin Lawrence Movie Quotes about Death in Funeral
In Death Funeral, he takes Ryan into account. Similar to other roles, I am driven and funny. Dead in a Funeral was written by Dean Craig
Ryan: Look at Martina, a grown-up girl.
Chris Rock Ryan’s brother Aaron: Do you want a little Martina? It’s like in 12th grade.
Ryan: It may be good in 12th grade, but it’s an ass in grad school.
Best Martin Lawrence Movie Quotes from What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
The actor plays thief Kevin Caffrey in the crime comedy What’s the Worst That Could Happen? What’s the worst that could happen? wrote Matthew Chapman.
Kevin Caffrey: I am fully aware of the fact, habeas corpus, and the Emancipation Proclamation. The greatest, I have the greatest for good.
