Whether it’s making you laugh, putting a smile on your face, or rolling your eyes, An Ferrell has delivered some memorable lines in his films. Here are some memorable lines or bits of dialogue from Will Ferrell movies that I certainly can’t forget:
Will Ferrell’s memorial lines from the movie Happy Glory were written by John Altschuler, Dave Krinsky and Phillips:
Chazz Michael Michaels, played by Will Ferrell, was stripped of his gold medal and banned from the sport of figure skating after a fight with skating rival Jimmy MacElroy. His only chance to squat again is competing with his rival in figure skating teams
Chazz: It’s a dark night for me.
Jimmy: It’s dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night vision goggles.
Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
Chazz: Orion’s belt makes his hair shine.
Chazz: My victory in Boston was as sweet as a cream pie named after the city.
Chazz: They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon and now he’s laughing at them.
Memorial Will Ferrell lines from the movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy written by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay:
Ron Burgundy, played by Will Ferrell, is a successful anchorman who is about to undergo a change when Veronica Corningstone tries to get behind the desk in his male dominated world.
Ron Burgundy (to the dog): You are so wise. You are like a small Buddha covered with hair.
Ron Burgundy: I don’t know how to put it but I’m kind of important.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I’m very happy for you.
Ron Burgundia Chat is very great. I have many leather books and my house smells of rich mahogany.
Ron Burgundy: I am in the mirror of passion.
Ron Burgundion: The son of the bee.
Ron Burgundy (looking in the mirror): Mmmmm… I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone… come and see how good I look.
Ron Burgundy (Veronica): Well done, my sweet chinchilla.
Memorial Will Ferrell lines from movie Talladega Attic Nights: Ballad of Ricky Bobby written by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay;
Ricky Bobby, played by Will Ferrell, is a top NASCAR driver; but with the crash and a new driver coming on the scene, he faces many challenges as he tries to hold onto his one place.
Ricky Bobby: We gotta win love. I mean, just life. Dona Shula… look. A legendary coach. Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record for eatin’ all the hot dogs in a row. See Rue McClanahan from The Golden Girls. Three men, all great boxers, all in love.
Ricky Bobby: Shake and cook! Ricky Bobby: If you’re not the first, you’re the last!
Ricky Bobby: Well, without me giving you the words from Colonel Sanders. I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.
Ricky Bobby: From now on it’s Magic Man and El Diablo.
Cal Naughton, Jr: What does El Diablo mean?
Ricky Bobby: Spanish is like a fighting chicken.
Ricky Bobby: This sticker is dangerous and uncomfortable, but I love Fig Newton.
Ricky Bobby: I sent in an application to the Real World. So I hope to hear from him. I put a lot of my eggs in one basket, the MTV basket. Even getting out of the gun, and I do crack. crack dealer Not like a cheap crack dealer, but like a cute one. Kinda friendly like, “hey, what’s up guys? Want some words?” I am only waiting for these two things to drive the flesh themselves.
Ricky Bobby: (runs around the stadium under where he thinks he’s on fire) help me Jesus! Help me, God of the Hebrews! Help me, Lord! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your magic on me to set me on fire! Help me Oprah Winfrey!
Memorable Will Ferrell lines from the movie Less Than Fiction written by Zach Helm:
Harold Cricks, played by Will Ferrell, is an IRS agent whose life is told only by voice.
Dr. Jules Hilbert: It definitely depends on whether you’re into comedy or tragedy. Have you ever known someone who just disgusts you to the core?
Harold Crick: IRS agent. I hate everyone.
Dr. Jules Hilbert: Well, what a comedy it sounds!
Ana Pascal (disturbed after Harold refuses to accept her cookies): Go home Harold.
Harold Crick: Well.
(Harold turns before the door)
Harold Crick: Did- You made cookies for me, didn’t you.
(Ana looks sad)
Harold Crick: You’re just trying to be nice, and I sang.
(pulls out a book where he follows his comedy vs. tragedy tallies)
Harold Crick: It may sound gibberish to you, but I think I am in a tragedy.
Harold Crick: (sees Ana on her bus) Miss Pascal! Easter Mass!
(Ana ignores him and tries to stand on the porch)
Harold Crick: Harold Cricks is from the IRS.
Ana Paschal: Hi.
Harold Crick: Hey, do you want a seat?
Anna Paschal: No.
Harold Crick: Because 11 are empty.
Anna Paschal: No. I am strong
Harold Crick: So, what are you doing?
Ana Paschal: I am the worst. I’m getting audited! To steal the truth.
Harold Crick: Miss Pascal, I think I owe you an apology. They give us all kinds of tests and training in the IRS, but I’m afraid they don’t teach us anything about manners or behavior. I’m sorry. I o-ogled you.
Anna Paschal: Apology received. But only because he stammered.
Harold Crick: So, do you frequent the Metropolitan Transit Authority?
Ana Paschal: No. I am not late.
Harold Crick: Do you have a fire flag to go to?
Ana Paschal: Actually I have a bad point theories class. Come on.
Harold Crick: I can’t. I gave up thimbles and reading socialist doctrine at home.
Harold Crick: You have very straight teeth.
Ana Paschal: Thank God.
Karen Eiffel (narrating): Little did he know that this seemingly simple act would lead to imminent death.
Harold Crick: What? What is? hey! HELLOOO! What is? Why? Why my death? HELLO? Pardon me? WHEN?
Ana Paschal: Don’t you like cookies?
Harold Crick: Yes. Thank you for forcing me to eat.
Memorable Will Ferrell lines from the movie ELF written by David Berenbaum:
Buddy, the elf by Will Ferrell, an elf comes to New York looking for his father.
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Buddy: Like Santa’s factory! Except it smells like mushrooms… and I like all the looks that I want to hurt me…
Buddy: We try to stick to four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy sticks and syrup.
Buddy: (out of breath from chasing Michael) Wow, you’re fast. I am glad that I was raptured to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news – I saw the dog today. Did you see the dog? Maybe you have. How is the school? Was that fun? Did you have any homework? Huh? do you have friends Do you have a best friend? Does he even have a big coat?
Michael: – Go!
Buddy: Who the heck are you?
It’s Santa Gimbel: what’s talkin’ about? I have a birthday.
Buddy: No, you’re not.
Gimbel’s Santa: Um, why me of course! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Buddy: Well, if you’re Santa, I’ll sing you a song at birthday this year?
Santa Gimbel: Um, Happy Birthday sure. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho How old is your son?
Kid with Santa: Four.
Santa Gimbel: You are a great boy. What is your name?
The kid at Santa’s: Paul.
Santa Gimbel: Now what can I get you for Christmas?
Buddy: Don’t say what you want, he’s a liar.
Gimbel’s Santa: Talking kid.
Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?
Gimbel’s Santa: Just cool, Zippy.
Buddy: You are sitting on the couch of lies.
Gimbel Santa: Look, I’m not kiddin’.
Buddy: You’re fake.
Gimbel’s Santa: I’m a fake?
Buddy: Yes!
Santa Gimbel: You knew he was dead, huh? Ho, ho, kidding.
Buddy: smell it.
Gimbel’s Santa: I think you’re going to have a good Christmas, all right.
Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, not like Santa.
Buddy: Francisco! It’s fun to say! Francisco… Frannncisco… Franciscooo…
Buddy: SANTA! FOR ME! SANTA ADVENT! I KNOW HIMSELF! I KNOW HIMSELF!
Buddy: Just getting to know another person who shares my affinity for elf culture.
Buddy: Son of a nutcracker!
Buddy: I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells. …So, do you have food to eat?
Sources: imdb.com, movieweb.com
