Drinking Game with the Sci-Fi Channels Original Movies: 41 Ways to Get Yourself Good and High for Fun

The Sci-fi Channel on basic cable is a great channel with the best original shows. “DOC WHO,” the STARGATE series are all my favorites. But you have to admit that the original films on Saturday are just as fun. You know you have to pay attention. Don’t you just love these cheesy, horribly produced, poorly written, $100.00 special effects movies?

The original Sci-fi channel has movie Rubber or bad computer monsters that don’t move a muscle except in the frames and the victims are close by no means moves I admit! Come on, I certainly want to. Sometimes producers invest extra money into a movie that is really good but very. rare

Original Sci-fi movies thrown back to old Roger Corman and William Castle Schlocky B movies of the old 50’s and 60′ funny jokes in the audience for serious movies. They did this to distract the people in the theaters from the new invention of television. In this new century we have a new crop of these B skins in our very own channel on basic cable. It just shows how things change, they still stay the same. So when you watch these bad movies you should get:

1.5 sorbet when you see it produced by Roger Corman in the credits. (It’s the oldest of these movies. Watch it.
2. 4 sorbet if everything suddenly becomes dark inexplicably all the scenes, you can only see the shadows of the actor on the walls.
3. 1 drink for every half-naked woman in underwear in the middle of the film.
4.2 if the exorbitant actors escape in a wide open green field. I swear it’s in every movie.
5.2 sucks if the monster is a computer engineer.
6.3 sips if the monster is a rubber doll.
7.2 sorbet if he wears heroin tee shirt into the bloodstream.
8.1 to be absorbed for all hateful, obnoxious
9. 2 sorbs to every trouble he is exposed to
10. 2 sips for all pop-culture references
11. 1 drink if it’s a vampire movie movie.
12. 1 sip if the movie is a Zombie movie.
13. 3 sips if it’s not a Zombie movie or a Vampire movie
14. 2 sips for every mutant bug movie
15. 2 to absorb, if the heroine and the hero gather together in the end.
16. 4 sorbet, if the heroin and heroine have a past.
17. 1 drink for every groan.
18. 2 sip every cursed bleep. because those who hear the curse will corrupt the children of this nation.
19. 2 sips if it is a mime that you have not seen for more than twenty years.
20. 1 drink if the actor was actually good in the film.
21. 3 Sorbet if the lead hero or heroine is the same as the actors celebrated in Hollywood. Ie: Tom Cruise, Jennifer Anniston, Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Alba etc.
22. 4 to absorb if the movie is a poor version of the most recent popular movie playing in theaters.
23.6 absorb if there is a cemetery in the movie (Vampire. Wolf Shuttle, Zombie movies are not included)
241 drink to all religion, God or devil.
25.3 if the movie sucks demons.
26. 5 to absorb if men end up in the forest.
27. 5 to absorb if the movie is about werewolves
28. 5 to absorb if the film is set in the future
29. 10 absorb if the movie is set in the past.
30. 1 should be borne to every character bearing arms
31. Should I drink if I have a fire?
32. 2 sips, if they set the monster on fire and fail.
33. 4 sorbet if action in the middle of the movie block, to lead male and female. can have sex (He only leads a female and a male! No one else)
34. 4 sorbet if any group “survivors” speak with a foreign accent. (Any country will do)
35. 6 sorbet if the character foreign countries is not in the map.
36. 3 sips if the movie is connected.
37. 2 sips if the movie involves a killer whale
38. 6 will be absorbed if the movie involves a killer.
39.1 sip to all prison movies
40. 5 if you drink a film killer lolligo.
41. 2 sips if the movie takes place in a war zone.

Have fun!!!

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