“Is this a chicken or is this a fish? I know it’s a fish. But it says chicken. By the sea.” – Jessica Simpson
“Are there, like, maids for, like, celebrities?” – Jessica Simpson
“I want people to love my voice before my image.” – Jessica Simpson
I wanted to give up, but my family saved me.” – Jessica Simpson (releasing spot on Mickey Mouse Club on Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.)
“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platypus. Is platypus always pronounced?” – Jessica Simpson
Is that strange, carrying my Louis Vuitton camping bag ?” –Jessica Simpson
“I don’t. I don’t eat buffalo. – Jessica Simpson (responding to her offering buffalo wings
Guy: Right, Hamburger Hamlet, Harbor House, Oriental Seafood…
Jessica: Anal Seafood? What?
Given to Jessica: Angelo Seafood.
Jessica: Oh.
Guy: No, Oriental Seafood.
Jessica: Oriental.
Jessica: I said “Anal Seafood”.
“Well, 23 is old! She’s almost 25, almost in her mid-twenties.” – Jessica Simpson
“You like a hairy ass. If you want to lick me, I’ll lick it.” – Jessica Simpson (referring to Nick Lachey).
“Oh gaa!” – Jessica Simpson (“gaa” for “god”).
Jessica: I love the smell of these candles, what am I wondering again?
[check label]
Jessica: Oh scattered.
Ihatrecord-labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them sing it.” – Jessica Simpson
“Bulls in the stomach
“I like to go to a concert and think, ‘This is exactly what I want to do.” – Jessica Simpson
“I think we need to go, um… the kids have some fun.” – Jessica Simpson
“I think that freshness and innocence is something that is missing a lot from female singers. I certainly don’t deny that I’m young, but I don’t flinch.” –
“I’m such a drinker to songs. I’m a big romantic and I love it. I love singing about it and hearing songs about it.” – Jessica Simpson
“What if I hit someone by accident? My dad took one of his friends golfing – and it was like one of the first times – and he hit a duck. He hit a duck. I love, I’m. You’re going to scare something like that ‘gosh the pen pen’ – Jessica Simpson (when invited to golf with her husband).
“I would love a future where someone can talk about me and I don’t have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence.” – Jessica Simpson
“I want, ‘I want one!” – Jessica Simpson (on boyfriend Nick Lachey from 98 Degrees.)
“After 9-11, I knew I never, ever, ever wanted to be away from Hannibal for the rest of my life.” – Jessica Simpson
“My Bob is in the way.” – Jessica Simpson (when she had golfing problems).
“It’s fun to shoot, but then you’ll have to fold it.” – Jessica Simpson (doing laundry tricks)
“I love singing and that’s what I want to do the most. But there are so many other things to do. It’s frustrating because all you want to do is sing. All business and everything else you have to do. You just have to go on stage and get it done. ” – Jessica Simpson
“ Just believe in yourself and who you are and that you can achieve anything if you put your mind to it. Loving yourself is the best hope for girls today.” – Jessica Simpson< /b>
“Faith has helped me to be a strong and level-headed person. It brings me peace. You need peace in this business” – Jessica Simpson
Resources:
IMDB
Sweets
Jessica-Simpson.org
JessicaSimpsonfan.com
