Funniest Quotes from “Modern Family”

The “modern day” sitcom took the world by storm, building on the success of its hyped pilot to rocket to the top of TV ratings. Combining elements of earlier family comedies such as “Marriage with Children” with more subtle and sophisticated writing like “The Office” or “Friends”, “Modern Family” has firmly established itself as a leader in its genre. While the show relies heavily on funny and perplexing situations, it also does a tremendous job of identifying each character, epitomizing the week-by-week features. Here are some of the best quotes by and about each of the sitcom’s main characters.

Alex – Student
Alex: You’re never alone when you have books. (Season 2, Episode 3, “Earthquake”)

Cameron – Sensation
Cameron: I’m not good at mania. But I really, really, really just want to get a job so I can go back home to be a trophy wife. (Season 1, Episode 20, “Benched”)

Claire – A Good Mother With a Happy Past
Claire: Your kids don’t need to know who you were before you have them; for you must know who you would like to be and try to live up to that person. It’s not easy to fail, but it’s better to fail fake than the real you. (Season 2, Episode 2, The Kiss”)

Gloria – Mom.
Gloria: In my culture, mothers are very attached to their children. In fact, the number one cause of death among Colombians is marriage with their children. But not my way. (Season 1, Episode 1, “The Old Wagon”)

Haley – It’s better to look good than to feel good
Haley (in great fear): I’ve never gotten my driver’s license, and I don’t get one, and the picture sucks. (Season 1, Episode 16, “Fear”)

Jay – Suddenly Father Again
Jay: We are guys! Do not open. We talk about sports and cars and get up in the middle of the night to pee. (Season 1, Episode 13, “I Feel Five”)

Lucas – The Awkward Puppy
Luke: I think I’ve found a place where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market? (Season 2, Episode 7, “Girp”)

Anny – Children of forty years
Jay: Don’t most kids drink soda?
Manny: Who knows what they’re doing? (Season 2, Episode 5, “Unplugged”).

Mitchell – Why does he have to suffer all these idiots?
Mitchell: I know I’m not the nicest guy, but I’m still a man and I want to be able to look out on my floor and say, “I have a little queen in that castle.” (Season 2, Episode 1, “The Old Wagon”).

Phil – Almost-Fool Dad
Phil: I’m cool dad, thanks for this. I hip, I surf the web, I weave. LOL: laugh out loud; OMG: oh my god; WTF: Why Face (Season 1, Episode 1, “Pilot”)

Stella’s script, in terms of both story developing-characters”>development and frequent characterzingers, “Modern Family” to capture hearts siTC viewers and minds everywhere are perfect examples of the show’s ability to encapsulate the essence of its characters in the space of a few words .Enjoy these gems and new ones delivered every week at 9pm ET on ABC.

Report:

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *