“Easy A” is a 2010 comedy starring Golden Globe nominee Emma Stone. Some of the jokes from the movie were written by Bert V. Royal.
Google Earth Easy A Quotes
This line is from the opening scene of the movie where Emma Stone’s character talks about how she used to be invisible.
Olive: If Google Earth were a guy, he probably wouldn’t find me if I was decked out in a ten story building.
Georgius Securus A Quote
This line was part of a funny show between actresses Emma Stone and Aly Michalka. A guy named George of Olives went from date con.
Rhiannon: George is not a modest name. George is like what you name your teddy bear.
Lyrics Easy A Quote
This is a bit of a joke about the film involving a song by Natasha Bedingfield.
Olive: It feels like I got love and it’s all mine.
Easy Protection A Quote
Marianne (actress Amanda Bynes) is a religious girl who judges Olive for having sex.
Marianne: I just hope you have the good sense to use protection.
Olive: What? Your parents didn’t.
Public Schools Easy A Quote
Principal Gibbons: This is a public school. If I can save polo girls and boys, I get good.
main office Easy A Quote
The mother’s reaction to Olive being sent to the main role was funny because she was acting against many parents and it was realistic.
Oliva: I was sent to the main office today.
Roris: Oh, did you win a medal or something?
Love Is Easy A Quote
A sarcastic bit of pop culture reference by Emma Stone entertained the character in the film.
Rhiannon: Don’t you think you’ll love him forever?
Oliva: Yes, I believe, if I was a rumored girl at Sweet Valley High Traveling Pants< /a>.
Gnome Easy A Quote
This line movie answers to that gay friend reaction to Emma Stone’s character removing her underwear.
Olive: Why do you think I have a gnome there?
Freak Flag Easy A Quote
Mrs. Griffith: Let your flag be a sport fly. Just make sure you have an exit.
Easy Divorce A Quote
Olive (to Marianne): … Sometimes our parents parents divorced, and it is important to remember that it is not your fault it is.
The Hardest Christian Easy A Quote
Mrs. Griffith: The Christian is not the most zealous in the Bible.
Easy Wizard A Quote
Oliva: Is there a minister around… a wizard to be respected?
Woman: He is a shepherd.
Hell Easy A Quote
This dialogue scene between Emma Stone and actor Fred Armisen involving the existence of hell was one of the funniest parts of the movie.
Pastor: How can I help you today?
Oliva: I was just wondering what your church was like in lying and adultery?
Pastor: It is not good.
Olive: Oh, I wholeheartedly agree. But tell me now if it is an Orc.
Pastor: Oh, the Christian church recognizes the existence of hell.
Oliva: Well, so youll ‘just’ say it’s “hell”…
Pastor: It is. So we are open.
Olive: Well, because of the reason…
Pastor: No, there is no argument, it is there. Below our feet. Above the East For it is
