Funny Jokes for Maid of Honor’s Speech

  1. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  2. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
  3. My Husband and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
  4. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
  5. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  6. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
  7. Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible.
  8. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
  9. Why is marriage is like a violin? After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
  10. Sex will keep your husband on a leash.

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