The following are costumes all made to emphasize the male brain. No wait, I mean they are made to be a certain part of a guy’s anatomy. I don’t recommend that you pull off one of these ridiculous penis themed costumes unless you’re a lecherous type of guy or a guy who loves to work, good or bad. Is it possible to say that the brains?
Funny Penis Costumes for Men: Snake Charmer
The Sanctification Fascinator Dress is a full dress that includes a red sleeved shirt, a sleeveless shirt, pants, hat, stockings, and a snake. A snake comes out of his pants.
Buy Snake Charmer Costumes for $39.99 online. It is available in adult size. Also note that the inseam runs short so keep that in mind before buying.
Funny Penis Costumes for Men : Petra Ex Mentula
Rock with a rooster Halloween costume features a man’s rooster shorts. Get your mind out of the way. I am talking about Gallo. If others want to accept it differently, this is a problem. Some dogs carry around in their harnesses. And some in their birds carry them about under the ubi. What then?
Get in the spirit of Halloween with this outfit that includes a body part made of fake jeans, fake shorts, and a golden cock. The Frenchman is also a fake. Although in reality it could be more funny or more shocking, I would not praise this with a live cock. The Halloween spirit price of this look is $19.99 online only.
Funny Penis Costumes for Men : Department of Erections
Until erections. Ha Ha. Do I get it? CONSTITUTIONS. Similar corrections. Yeah, um, this costume is also available from Spirit of Halloween. Includes an orange jumpsuit with straps. It costs $39.99 online.
Funny Penis Costumes for Men: Hanging on a Horse
As a play on the word, the spirit of Halloween also has the shape of a horse costume for humans. The snare came, the belt and the horse’s head. This will make you laugh a bit, but also make some women think you’re overcompensating. If you think the price is laughable, you can have it for $24.99 plus shipping and handling.
Funny Penis Costumes for Men: Fire Extinguisher
Men want to be brave. Women want modern firemen. So what’s better than dressing up as a fireman for Halloween? One way: Dressing as a fireman with fire hoses outside. Am I right or right?
Buy Costumes has an adult fire extinguisher for $54.99, and it comes with a jacket, hat, ax and belt with attached fire boots.
Funny Penis Costumes for Men : Happy Halloween
If you are not only looking for something to emphasize your anatomy, but you really want to go as your anatomy, then you are in luck. The Kingdom of Happy Halloween costume has a body for $64.95 online.
