Are you sick of looking at quotes on Father’s Day and being overwhelmed by the same sentences or skipping over them? Not sure about you, but this moss, I can’t imagine closing in on the paper to my father. (and it honestly just sounds like a lesson about what a dadshould be. What’s even nice about that?)
Anyway, making dad smile is a better bet for a happy occasion (especially since he’s given me so many laughs growing up!) I hope this helps you shake through the mess and make this fun Day of the Father.
Tim Russert, Journalist
“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.”
Al Unser, Jr., Racecar Driver
“My father taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.”
Reed Markham, PhD
“The great father is like a shaver. Even if you shave today, you have to do it again tomorrow.”
John Wilmot, Count of Rochester
“I used to have six ideas about raising children; now I have six children and no ideas.”
Bill Cosby, Comedian
Humans are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to return home.
Jerry Lewis, Eater
“When I was a child, I said to my father in the afternoon, “Father, will you drive me wild?” He replied: “If you want wild animals, let them come and enter.”
Cameron Diaz, Actress
“My dad always told me that if they challenge you to a fight after school, tell them you can’t wait to kick their ass now.”
Charles Wadsworth, Musicians
“By the time a man knows that his father is right, he usually has a son who thinks he is wrong.”
Unknown
“Dad is a guy who has snapshots in his wallet of where his money was spent.” – Unknown
Harmon Killebrew, MLB Baseball
“My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother came out and said, “You are tearing up a piece.” “We don’t raise the grass,” replied the father. children”;”
Red Chicks, Actor, Comedian
“You never raise a hand to your kids. It leaves your groin bare.”
Fathers Day Quotes by: Red Button
Robert Frost, Writer
The father is always a Republican and the mother is always a Democrat.
Resources:
http://www.chiff.com/a/fathers-day-quotes.htm•
http://thinkexist.com/quotations/fathers/2.html
http://www.fathersdaycelebration.com/inspirational-quotes.html
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/father.html
http://hubpages.com/hub/Quotes-about-Fathers
