Gulliver’s Travels is a funny family movie starring Jack Black as Gulliver. Written by Joe Stillman and Nicholas Stoller.
Movie Quotes in Warning
(These two Gulliver’s Travels quotes from the exchange where Jack Black gives Jason Segel advice to move on. He wants a girl.)
Black Jack as Gulliver: I’ve never told you before, but I’m really into you – But I’m in a lot of trouble so I don’t get too excited. I have a lot going on – I’d like you to be one of them.
Jason Segel with Horatio: Well, hello, Gracili. I had to call you pot because you don’t have hips.
Movie Quotes about Love
(This Gulliver’s Travels quote from a scene between Emily Blunt and Chris O’Dowd.
Emily Blunt as Princess Mary: We are not in love. What do you love about me? Name one.
Chris O’Dowd as Edward (Points to his breasts)
Princess Mary: Inappropriate Edward.
Edward: (thinking)
Princess Mary: Bring for him —
Edward: One second.
Princess Mary: Well, take your time.
Edward: I find you – absolutely – quite.
Princess Mary: Now you are cruel. And melodramatic. and he acted like a perfect child.
Edward: You act like a little princess!
Princess Mary: I am the queen!
Edward: Maybe you should act like a prince.
Movie Quotes about Choices
(Gulliver’s Travels quotes this from a scene where Jason Segel is playing hard as Emily Blunt. )
Horatio: I have my options for you to open.
Queen Mary: You?!
Horatio: This is said.
Princess Mary: Well, I’m not well. I’m a lady!
Movie Quotes on Leaving
(Gulliver’s Travels cites this from the scene where Chris O’Dowd joins forces with the enemy to fight Jack Black).
Billy Connolly as King: How dare you abandon your brother Lilliput.
Edward: I left it alone where I was left.
Gulliver: They are missing now.
Movie Quotes About Delivery
(These funny lines reflect Black Jack lying in the movie)
Gulliver: I give!
Queen Mary: You cannot give up, you are our most glorious protector!
King: You are an Awesome President.
Princess Mary: You and Captain Sparrow defeated Magneto the clown.
Horatio: And you and Jack Bauer only have 24 hours to do it.
(This verse is an altered lyric from a popular song)
Gulliver: War. What is good?
Princess Mary: Absolutely.
