The movie Passion is about two people who get a “city hall pass” that allows them to do whatever they want a week after their wedding without consequences. And by “whatever they want,” they mean “sleeping with other women.” The two men, Rick and Fred, are played by Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis. Hall Pass also co-stars Jenna Fischer and his wife Christina Applegate. Given the plot and typical Farrelly Brothers film, much of the humor in Hall Pass is sexual in nature. However, I think the actors Jason Sudeikis’ and Owen Wilson’s ineptitude is funnier than all the sex-based humor. Some of the following are the views of both:
Funny Hall Crossing Movies Quotes on Women’s Congress
Rick (Owen Wilson), Fred (Jason Sudeikis), and their friends gathered at Applebee’s restaurant Women to meet.
Friend: Are you sure Applebee’s is the best place to meet hot women?
Rick: Are you thinking of an olive grove?
Jason Sudeikis goes to the bar when Owen Wilson rides a helmetsans motorcycle.
Rick: What helmet?
Fred: Oh, chicks dig motorcycles.
A conversation between Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis in the film:
Frederick: You know what I love about divorces? … They love sex.
Rick: Is that true?
Fred: I don’t know… I like to think.
Rick: You’d like to think that…
Funny Hall Crossing Movie Quotes & Scene
Actor Jason Sudeikis was making fun of the torch in this scene when he was taking pictures of a woman’s mind. His behavior was funnier than his line.
Rick: What are you doing?
Marcus: Taking mental pictures.
This is one of those scenes where I thought Owen Wilson’s ineptitude (after hinting at sleeping with a married guy) was funny.
Girl: I would love to try everything once.
Rick: Skydiving
Girl: Skinny dipping in the Indian Ocean…
Rick: Sleep with a married guy…
Funny Hall Crossing Movie Quotes about Sex
Hymns from Hall Pass are marked (*) for crude language.
Rick: Yes, you ladies must be from Ireland… because when I look at you my (******) doubles in size.
Fred: Wait, don’t hold on, he wanted his Dublin.
Woman: This is why we need to go to a gay bar.
Actress Christina Applegate speaking to Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis:
Grace: What the hell is wrong with you two? You are completely obsessed with sex! This morning you left your computer on g*ng***gf*c*b*th.com!
Fred: I get my weather from that site.
Actor Richard Jenkins speaking to Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis:
Coakley: I’m going to run my story. It begins on p. It ends with an*ssy.
Fred: What is it?
Random Funny Hall Crossing Movie Quotes
Fred (actor Jason Sudeikis) speaks to a much larger man (who holds him back by beating him.
Fred: What’s the matter, you can’t get bigger, you little b****?!
Quotes Source: Hall Pass movie written by Pete Jones, Peter Farrelly, Kevin Barnett, and Bobby Farrelly.
