The Hangover is one of the best comedies of 2009. It’s a story about three paranymphs who find their lost friend after apparently being fueled by alcohol on a wild night in Las Vegas, and bring him home in time for the wedding. Most of the funny parts of the movie Hangover are quoted by actor Zach Galifianakis, who plays the character of Alan Garner. . Here are my favorite top 10 funny quotes by Zach Galifianakis on The Hangover:
10 Funny Quotes from the Movie Hangover: Jonas Brothers
Alan: Oh, you know what? The next week is of no use to me; The Jonas Brothers are in town. But every week after that, it’s totally fine.
9 Funny Quotes from the Hangover Movie: I Found a Baby
(While waiting for the car outside Caesar’s Palace when baby found in his hotel room
Stu: So, uh, are you sure you’re qualified to take care of that baby?
Alan: What are you talking about? I found the baby before.
Stu: Did you find the baby before?
Alan: Bye!
Stu: Where?
Alanus: Coffee Bean
Stu: …Wait, what?
Watch this movie clip on YouTube.
8 Funny Quotes from the Hangover Movie : Phones?
Alan: Do you know if is a pet friendly hotel?
Hotel Clerk: What are you doing?
Alan: I am not a sig’ in my keeper.
Hotel Clerk: I’m not sure.
Alan: Is it a payphone bank? A bunch of payphones? Business.
Hotel Clerk: Umm, the phone is in your room.
Alan: This will work.
7 Funny Quotes from the Hangover Movie: The Holocaust Ring
Stu: (talking about the stranger Stu seems to be getting married to) Oh my God, he’s wearing my grandmother’s ring.
Phil: What?
Stu: Give him (Stu’s girlfriend) Melissa’s ring. Remember my grandmother’s Holocaust ring?
Alan: I didn’t know they were giving rings in the Holocaust
Watch this funny scene on YouTube.
6 Funny Quotes from the Hangover Movie: Caesar’s Palace
Caesars palace in
Alan Garner: Isn’t this true of Caesar’s palace?
Hotel Clerk: What are you doing?
Alan Garner: Doesn’t Caesar live here?
Hotel Clerk: Umm, no.
Alan Garner: I didn’t think so.
Watch this scene from Caesar’s Palace on YouTube.
5 Funny Quotes from The Hangover Movie: Chuck E Cheese
Alan: (reading Phil at the school where he works) Don’t you have a park that close to you?
Doug: Yeah, what’s wrong?
Alan: I wouldn’t be here.
Doug: What is it, Alan?
Alan: I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of the school… or Chuck E. Cheese.
4 Funny Quotes from the Movie Hangover: Indiana Jones
Phil: You’re not really wearing what you are?
Alan: What am I carrying?
Phil: He’s a bag man. Do you really want to wear it, or are you just (bleepin’) with me?
Alan: Where is all my security? Get a lot of words in this one. It is no longer a bag, it is called a purse. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil.
3 Funny Quotes from The Hangover Movie: Frowned
Alan: gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It’s not a gamble when you know you’re going to win. counting cards is a stupid system.
Stu: Yes, it’s ugly.
Alan: It’s not illegal, it’s rough, like … masturbating on a boat.
Phil: I’m pretty sure it’s illegal too.
Alan: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everyone is so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden!
2 Funny Quotes from the movie Hangover: Ratard
Doug: Either way, you gotta be super smart at cards buddy, ok?
Alan: Oh really?
Doug: Not easy.
Alan: Ok, well, maybe we should say that Rain was the Man, because he was more of a loser and a loser.
Stu: What?
Alan
Doug. “slow down”
Watch this scene from The Hangover on YouTube.
1 Funny Quotes from the Hangover Movie: Check out his collar
Phil: waking up and finding a crying baby in his room) Whose (bleeping) baby is it?
Stu: Alan, are you sure you saw anyone else at the party?
Alan: Yeah, I checked all the rooms… no one’s there. Check his collar or something.
