Cyrus is a comedy film about a divorced man who falls for a woman and then has a confrontation with her son. The released man, John, is played by the always funny actor John C. Reily. Equally funny is the actor Jonah Hill who plays the title character. The female lead, Molly, is played by actress Marisa Tomei. Some of the funny lyrics are from the movie, and were written by Mark Duplass and Jay Duplass.
Funny Quotes from the movie Shrek – Shrek Quote
This funny scene from the movie is Molly and John meeting and talking at a party.
John to Molly: Do you love me? …I’m like Shrek. What are you doing here in the forest with Shrek?
Funny Quotes from the movie Cyrus – Jaguar Quote
The purpose of this comic is from the movie John and his friend Jamie (played by actress Catherine Keener) run into Cyrus and Molly in the park. Cyrus then wants to take photos of John.
(Cyrus takes a photo of John’s hair)
John: What are you doing?
Cyrus to John: A great light is just hitting his hair. It is like a lame tree reaching up to heaven.
Cyrus: John, do you want to do me a big favor? Do you want the mind to enter the tree?
(John climbs the tree)
Cyrus: Try to get into a tree like a jaguar.
John: Like a jaguar?
Cyrus: Hey, climb a tree like a jaguar. …Hey great, this is great. You are natural. Now do one thing where you scream as much as you can.
John: Aaahhh.
Cyrus: That’s not crying. That’s how sad it is.
John: Cyrus, you are imperious.
Cyrus: Look incredible now. I’m really trying to make the most of this. Now shout as loud as you can.
John: Aaaggghhh!
Funny Quotes from the Movie Cyrus – Listen to the Quote
John: You can relax. As my revenge.
Cyrus: I’m sorry…
John: Let’s talk.
Cyrus: I was going back. I was going to come to you both.
John: Now will you hide my belt?
Cyrus: You from your covenant. I will do whatever it takes.
John: Listen to yourself. What do you think you would say if he could hear you now?
Cyrus: Who will tell her? You? Who do you think she will believe? Her son who needs her now more than ever after his fight with panic and anxiety or this new man who clearly wants kid from the road
John: Listen to me you little weirdo. If you want to mess with me, go back to messing with you.
(Moly knocks and enters the room.)
John: Ah, buddy.
Funny Quotes from the Movie Cyrus – Shower Quote
Cyrus: John’s night (enters the bathroom).
John: Really in your mom’s shower.
(off camera, sounds of Cyrus and Molly singing).
Funny Quotes from the movie Cyrus – Sex Quote
The premise for these funny quotes from the movie is that the three main characters are sitting around a table having a conversation.
Cyrus: John, I have to apologize to you.
John: What?
Cyrus: I entered, I say, and sat you down, and just began to talk about my life. I get too excited sometimes and apologize. I am really curious to hear from you.
John: Well, uh, let’s see, um… I’m an editor.
Cyrus: I don’t want to know what you’re doing. I want to know what you are, who you are.
John: Ok… I’m divorced. It wasn’t my idea. You know, I left. And I was in a dark place of existence to admit the truth. Then I met your mom at a party and, I don’t know, things looked up for the first time in a long time.
Cyrus: So you’re going to stay the night?
John: Maybe we should ask your mom, I don’t know.
Molly: I think it’s between me and John.
Cyrus: That is.
Molly: Enough said.
John: … We made him lie down.
