Eight hours in the office scene often gets boring and nerve wracking. I have worked as a busy, stressful attorney for four years and as my assistant for over four years, and I have found many ways to lighten the mood and bring humor into our daily work. Below you’ll find ten of the best jokes we’ve used on each other and our hubby.
1. The optical mouse mystery: Place a mini post-it note above the infrared. light on the bottom of your technologically challenged computer mouse co-worker. They were frightened when they thought that the mouse was broken.
2. The old switcheroo: It’s okay! Simply change everything on the co-worker’s desk to the opposite position of their original state. Move the lefty’s telephone to the right. Turn the computer monitor backwards. Place the machine dispenser under the table or elsewhere. It will move the boxes around if they are removed. (Only do this if the co-worker doesn’t mind you opening the subliga in the first place) Or better yet, have the two co-workers switch the item table altogether
3. Glue stick: Tape everything to the table by pressing the tape to it so that it sticks to both the desk and the item. Use lots of tape. Tape the telephone receiver to the telephone so that it cannot answer.
4. How are you? Hello? Hello? Tape a plastic tag under the telephone receiver so that it remains suspended from the remote receiver. Your co-worker will not be able to answer the phone
5. Friday: Italians only: Think creatively to give your boss a laugh. If you have a place to play with the calendar, put all the clients with Italian sounding names on one day and all the clients with Spanish sounding names for another. Customers will have no idea and when your boss finds out what you did he or she will be in a comedy. the rest of the day.
6. Blow! Turn the volume on everything on your desk assistant including your finger phone, phone, speaker, computer speakers and anything else that makes sound. He will be in turmoil until he turns the last volume control.
7. Super-size in my letters! Turn the size of the copier up to that it will blow up all the samples of the servers. Or he will depress it, so that all will be horrified, so that they may be imitated. They probably don’t notice the size discrepancy until they get the work to their desk. Then you can return the hooks to normal to make them think they are hallucinating.
8. Stop control! Make your helper’s mouse SNAP around the screen by impatiently turning the mouse over and over! To do this, open the start menu and go to “My Computer” then click “Control Panel” and then “Mouse”. Tab Drag them all to the right and save the way. This one can be a little hard to fix, but it will scare your co-worker into losing control of their mouse!
9. You need to hear things. Turn the speaker volume to medium and go to the control panel again and press “Talk.” To tell your computer what you want to say, type something into the text line and “Voice Preview” (not enter). Then pretend you haven’t heard anything.
10. Technical problems: You can do everything by clicking on the computer screen working upside down or horizontally on the desktop and selecting “Graphics Options” and “Graphics Properties”. Then click on the “rotation” tab and click make rotation. You can then choose the degree of rotation. Remember, it will be difficult to use the mouse and this one could be fixed in a few minutes.
