Red Dog Beer Review

Once, in my formative beer drinking years, I bought a 30 pack of red dog beer. I believe I paid around $14, and that was a ridiculous amount for a college student living on a student loan. Now I can look back and laugh at the memory of the three months in which the bottom of my armory was inaccessible because of the 24 remaining canes I hadn’t spent the first night, with 24 bull puppies barking at me every time I was. Bononia wanted a sandwich. At that time, I bought legitimate brands like Miller-lite and slurped a red dog whenever I wanted to warm my checkups. they were low to drink but antifreeze. Finally, the day came when the last one was consumed, and I was able to receive the empty bottle for a refund. Apparently the recycling machines can be good beer judges, because even the machines seemed to refuse empty cans.

In reality, this is probably due to the hideous canine design, which features an obscene mix of red, black and white, and is designed by the same wine-loving bulldog who is the master of concealment. These dogs feature the hilarious slogan “Uncommonly gentle.” The only thing I can figure out is that “mild” is synonymous with “bitter”. After the taste of Red Dog it makes the drinker wonder if the little bulldog bites his tongue. I found this aftertaste so strong that I actually stopped drinking it and ended up throwing the rest of it away.

Shortly after, with a regrettable purchase, I asked others for opinions on Canicula Red beer. Everyone either hates or has said something before. A few people haven’t even heard of this, and I was in that category before I spotted his deal in my aforementioned beer buying campaign. Apparently, Red was a Popular dog (seriously?) during the 1990s, but then he disappeared into an obscure breed. recently returned from the depths of Milwaukee.

Doing a little online sleuthing confirmed my belief that Red Low Quality Dog Food beer. The beer snobs at BeerAdvocate.com gave Red Dog Beer a slight grade of D+, but a note should be added to this opinion, since they seem to have lower grades for almost all mainstream beers. One review described Red Dog as having a “mildly sharp blister tone”. Mmm, “bitter”. as in “deeply or violently bitter” according to Merriam Webster.

Probably now, after becoming a more experienced drunkard, I could tolerate the deeper and more intense taste of bitters a little better. Notice that I said, “I suffer,” not “I enjoy.” At affordable prices, Red Dog looks to challenge the inexperienced drinker who wants a ton of beer in a small batch (i.e. ) However, it’s totally worth spending a few extra pounds on a brand of beer that doesn’t come from the fake “Plank Road Brewery.” Just ask, give the red dog a try.