When the scene’s movements and emotions nourished the feds, shouting for some years back the heads, there is a maddened contention, what is better, what is the difference? More importantly, why don’t they care about white high school kids who aren’t whiny? The answers to all of these questions will be brilliantly, magnificently, lightly, scornfully, as I move towards the world stage.
I’ve chosen five completely arbitrary criteria, and I hope the comments section will be filled with angry kids and scenes, and maybe advertisements selling penis pills.
1. Emo kids clothes – Emo kids black clothes, and the stage kids dress like emo kids, only more gothic. The differences cannot be seen with the naked eye. One has to be in a special state of self-disgust to be able to immediately distinguish between profit. kid, the scene kid Both seem to be great tools. But before the kids did it for the first time, they won the categories of the kids clothes scene.
2. Philosophy – Emo philosophy is life a sad, sad, bitter thing; Those kids are stage fags. The kids believe each other what the emo kids believe, just joking around and chewing bubble gum while they believe.
The children of the scene think that the evils of life can be solved by the application of liberal forces, to what they do Ronald McDonald look like Gertrude Stein . Emo kids will wear makeup, but they cry pretty hard that only a sad amount of eyeliner will do. What children also wear. Sadly
Both the scene and the kids lose points in this category.
3. Music – Both groups love Morrissey and hate Ronnie James Dio. Even individuals like the great force of bullcrap music, written by pseudosad faux musicians, whose biggest legitimate complaint in life is not letting their mothers borrow their minivan to go to a Dashboard concert. However, I buy kids like Mountain Goats, so they automatically win in this category. However, for them, for all the wrong reasons, it is a rather lukewarm victory.
4. Typical Age and Ethnicity of Adherents – Both stage and ‘buy’ kids come from predominantly middle-class communities. He can’t afford to make makeup and Kleenex for less than $40,000 a year. They’re usually in the unruly age of 14-21, after which they feel like they’ve been acting like Mopey McMopersons for seven years of their lives and to compensate while becoming metal heads for a while. Neither party has a definite edge in this category, although Topica earns some definite points.
5. Hair – Buy kids long hair for boys, short girls hair it is adapted to the head in such a way that the cry jumps out. Emo boys love to style their hair into a sharp part, which allows them to cut their hair if they are always stranded in the woods with nothing except for the starter log and a copy of the Cure Boys Don’t Cry single on vinyl.
Stage kids will often have big, poofy hair, which, although less practical, protects from harmful UV rays and, if caught, can be spread instantly like a lizard’s tail. Children in this league.
So we went through several areas. Who is the ultimate winner?
Drumroll, please…
RONNIE JACOB GOD.
He’s got ass-kicking clothes (mostly heads and chains), a great philosophy (wolves should always attack angels), better music than Ozzy, the old man with hell, and his confessional donkey hair could uniquely whip Dashboard (and one. he did). Despite not being part of this competition, Ronnie James Dio is clearly the winner.
Thank you, Ronnie, for ending the broadcast war. We are all faithful to you.
