I have compiled a list of recent tax returns. If you don’t respect the person here are the best ten reasons why you are wrong.
10. His name is Medio Lorenzo.
The name itself is cool, but what’s even more important is that it probably completes the masculine name in the history of masculine names: Brett Lorenzo Favre. He’s got pretty much everything going for him. “Brett” is simple but powerful, implying the kind of stripped-down sensitivity and stoicism normally reserved for characters in classic Westerns. “Favre” has a cool underground vibe if you know how to carry it in the club. And “Lorenzo”, with the very essence of heroic action shooting, is perfect for monitoring the ultimate honor of true pedicel guns.
9. Southern Mississippi was recruited as a defensive back.
When he arrived at practice, he impressed the coaches with his arm and was ranked seventh on the QB depth chart. He made his way and played through a series of random events in the middle of his third game freshman year. In that game, he led the Golden Eagles to a comeback win over Tulane despite a tackle that started him vomiting before the game.
8. Atlanta thought they robbed Green Bay when they traded him there.
Farve was a second-round pick in 1991, threw just four touchdowns as a Falcons (his first — and therefore his first career interception) — gained fame as part of coach Jerry Glanville’s tenure. white dung For some reason Green Bay GM Ron Wolf had the wisdom to bypass all of this and Atlanta selected him in the first round in 1992. The Falcons signed former college teammate Tony Smith (RB) who lasted three seasons in the league without distinction. usually return punts. Favre started 13 games in his first season and then never missed a game in the following 15 seasons.
7. He earned a teaching degree from Southern Mass with a special emphasis in special education
Important, because in addition to being a total badass, he also loves children. What a guy, huh?
6. 221 games before he was suspended.
Playing in Chicago on September 10, 2006, Green Bay was held scoreless. Two months later, he was again dismissed by the New England Patriots (although Favre left the game before halftime due to injury). These two occasions mark the only times the Packers have failed to score with Favre at the helm. He was never excluded in college.
5. In 17 seasons with the Packers, he has lost only one season
This is especially significant given the state of freedom before Brett got there. The once proud Packers were a joke, only four winning seasons since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970. They are also the only players to have done so twice in that span. Favre has only missed four games in his career.
4. Although he is a very strong man, he still marries his high school girl.
He was dating Deanna Tynes, whom he had known since they were both boys growing up in small Kiln, MS, in high school. She got pregnant shortly after with daughter Britannia, but still managed to work her way through college, graduating in 1994 from Southern Mississippi. She moved to Green Bay in 1995 to be with Favre and helped him overcome his dangerous Vicodin addiction. They finally got married the following year and are still happily married to this day. Lives and reputations have survived, his alcohol, families on both sides of tragedy, the devastating effects of Hurricane Katrina and his recent bout with cancer. (Like Brett Lorenzo, let’s have some competition in the toughest human race alive after all!) Oh yeah, she’s hot too.
3. He made fewer offensive tackles than any quarterback in NFL history.
Favre won more games than any other quarterback in NFL history (160). In the top ten winning QBs, only Dan Marino, Fran Tarkenton, and Warren Luna had less assists in their careers. And none of them ever won a Super Bowl. The unit had John Mackey, Lenny Moore and Raymond Berry. Montana had, among others, Jerry Rice and Roger Craig. Bradshaw had an offense full of Hall of Famers. Jim Kelly had Thurman Thomas and he still never got to win a Super Bowl. We are all aware of Payton Manning’s arsenal, most notably future HOFer Marvin Harrison. Only John Elway comes close to matching Favre’s career numbers and he also needed help from Terrell Davis (who would surely have been a HOFer if his career hadn’t been cut short by injury) to win the big one. Favre put up his numbers with Dorsey Levins and Ahman Green on the field and Anthony Freeman and Donald Driver taking their routes. These are all great players, but not nearly the equals of the aforementioned all-time greats. And none of them would have been able to play without Favre leading them on the field.
2. Lambeau played very well with a cold blush on his face.
Brett Favre’s identity as a football star is inextricable from his identity as a Packer. Seeing him in any other uniform would be unnatural to say the least. This edition was confirmed by his numbers at freezing temperatures. At 32 degrees or colder, Favre was 36-9 and completed 61.6 percent of his passes. These ridiculous test-positive numbers get Brett Favre at Lambeau about as good as home field advantage. The numbers are even crazier than that as he is 6-8 since 2003 in frozen conditions. That’s 30-1 in the first ten years! Statistically, she was also undefeated.
1. He did it all with 30 fewer inches of intestines than I had left
The BLF almost never made it to the NFL. The summer before his senior season in Southern Mass, he was nearly killed in a car accident. he lost his control-cars and flipped three times around the bend near his parents’ house. His brother had to break one of the wrecks in the golf to get him out of the wreck. an ambulance At the hospital, doctors had to surgically remove his 30-inch-long testin to save his life. However, Favre started the Golden Eagles’ first game in just six weeks, a victory over Alabama. (Now that is what I call intestinal fortitude)
[I am perhaps the most serious Viking fan who has suffered defeats from this evil genius for many years. I’m sad to see him go, but I’m glad to see him. Aaron Rodgers just doesn’t scare me for some reason.]