I am one of the die-hard fans of the television show, The X-Files known as The X-Philes. I wanted to do the ten best episodes, but every penny makes a best list, so I decided to do a ten worst list instead.
I’m only including the first 7 seasons because I don’t think the last 2 seasons are part of the show, it’s a completely different show.
10) Chinga: Steven King wrote this episode and I love Stephen King, but this story is a little odd. for X-Fima. Mulder has to stay in DC to work, and Scully is on vacation. While she is away, she stumbles upon a crisis in the middle of the city – everyone is cracking down on the grocery stores. the eyes are The locals believe it is witchcraft, but there is no witch, just an autistic girl with a spooky doll a>. I’m with Mulder on this one, the story is too much like a Chucky story. I’m sorry to say that the greatest supernatural horror writer of all time wrote one of the worst X-Files episodes ever.
9) The Driver: This is the first episode of the X series that I have ever seen. It is centered around a radio tower that transmits a frequency that kills anyone who can hear it and is not moved to it. Of course, once you get there, you’ll surely die because you can’t move to it anymore. I wonder, why don’t more people go crazy and explode over this fact?
8) Prodigious Maleeni: This thing is about the biggest fallacy ever, but it has become too much of a carnival to see a heavy body in it. Even Gillian Anderson stated this. One of the gags was downright silly and approached the nature of the cartoon show. C’mon, how many cartoons have a gun that shoots flags that say “bang” on them?
7) List: This is about a man on Death Row who made a list of 5 people he wanted. to kill when he became reincarnated. They throw around the word “reincarnation,” but we need to consider the meaning of that word. Reincarnation is when someone’s soul is reborn into a new body. The guy killing people in white-who is supposed to be reincarnated by a guy who died six months ago at about 40-something! I think we need to use the word “possession” instead.
6) Space: This episode talked about the space program and the Challenger mission, but it was too soon after the trip. alluring space with a comb. This thing also had crappy special effects and was boring.
5) Fire-walker: This is a story about a newly discovered life form and its effects on humans. By doing this I felt it was too early. One question: Why, if one could do these things to you, was Scully not infected when that cloud was almost complete?
4) Figure: it shows that there is a wasp once every 8 years? The X-Files should have stayed away from werewolves, they made it look too much like a 50s B movie. This was done the first time, why did they do another ninth?
3) 3 (so the 3 worst things are written: 3″): Like werewolves, the X-Fables are so far from vampires. This fact is absolutely incredible in 3 ways. The biblical passage is not from the bible. , Mulder’s attraction to Kristen Kilar, and how does a vampire die in the sun and then come back to life?
2) Je Souhaite: The story of Geni, Je Souhaite, is usually what you want the story to be. They do “Dream of the Genie” as the theme song, but these things put a sad spin on that old show. They should stay away from the genies.
1) Fight Club: This episode contains 2 sisters who supernaturally fight for a reason as often as they hear about themselves; their father who shouts everything he says, the pair of brothers who also fight, and the end where both brothers and sisters are in the same room together. This thing has gotten really crazy and even if I had included all the worst shows from seasons 8 and 9, this would still be the worst thing ever.
It’s unusual for me to list the ten worst shows of all time. Many may not agree with me on this, but “to each his own” right?
