It’s surprising the number of really bad movies that make it to the big screen. I’m not talking about movies that are questionable. I mean really bad movies. I don’t know about you, but I hate spending hard earned money on any trip. However, because I love movies so much, I do cable from time to time.
In retrospect, I began to wonder what wrong the movie did? Usually, not a single event, but a series of unfortunate events. Really bad movies tend to have a lot wrong with them. They have terrible direction, poor writing, and even worse acting. Often amateur photography and inferior set and clothing; not always in construction, but often in terms of how they are taken.
Over the past six months, I’ve been able to get my hands on some of the worst movies of 2006. I was wondering: What are the worst movies of all time? So I did a little research and combined it with my film knowledge to compile a list of the 30 worst movies of all time. Do what you want. If you like bad movies, these are definitely the ones to watch. But if you do not want to lose your money, these things are to be avoided;
Alone in the Dark – Sci-Fi (2005). Directed by Uwe Boll. Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and Stephen Dorf. The detection of paranormal-investigators a mystery that brings him face to face with prodigious horrors that are both psychologically disturbing and lethal. . He finds evil demons from an ancient culture called Abskani aancienting-cultures> preparing to welcome back evil demons. the world Only he and the young anthropologist stand in the way. They call it Alone in the Dark so they don’t have much to do with special effects, because there aren’t any.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes – Sci-Fi (1979). Directed by John DeBello. The stand is basically no one he’s ever heard of. A tomato killing spree is backfired after an experiment by the US government. This man is so bad against vegetable myths that he is actually kind of funny. But not as a comedy. Unfortunately, you have given birth to three equally bad sequels.
Barbed Wire – Sci-Fi (1996). Directed by David Hogan. Starring Pamela Anderson. Fresh from riding the wave of popularity built up during her Baywatch days, Anderson made her six-pack debut in this bombshell. For example, the movie takes place in 2017 when the US is in its second . Alone, determined not to let anyone use her, Anderson kicks out a bearded owner who doesn’t like being called “Babe.” I don’t know where to begin to list all the bad things about this movie. Wait, I do: everything is bad about this movie.
Battlefield – Sci-Fi (2000). Roger Christian directed by Starring John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, and Kelly Preston. From the author L. Ron Hubbard this futuristic story shows a stupid earth under the pressure of a greedy security chief who takes captives for himself He delivers gold. The classic movie became a field moment classic because of its truly awesome makeup and special effects.
Black Roof Falworth – Period (1954). Directed by Rudolph Mate. Starring Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh. A film in the days of King Henry IV A peasant youth (as it is believed) falls in love with a rich man’s daughter and is prevented from becoming a soldier in order to recover his true birthright from those who stole it from him. Curtis the English knight was a real draw, but then again, Tarus Bulba was equally unusual in the film. A Brooklyn accent simply doesn’t belong in period pieces.
Blood Rayne – Horror (2005). Directed by Guineve Turner. Starring Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, and Geraldine Chaplain. The film takes place in Romania in the 18th century. It centers on a young dhampir – half-human, half-vampire – girl who seeks revenge against the abduction of her mother by the vampire king. She joins the search for two vampire hunters from the Sulfur Society as a means to accomplish the goal. This movie is bloody but little else.
Shadows: Blair Witch 2 – Horror (2000). It was directed by Joe Berlinger. Do you have any big questions? This hilarious sequel to the cult classic “The Blair Witch Project” gives new meaning to the word evil. Combined with a stupid, poorly written screenplay and an incomprehensibly bad cast with actors – – to use the term loosely – – who should never see the light of day again, this movie scrapes the bottom of the barrel on all fronts. The story, if you can call it that, centers on a group of students deciding about college. visit the original film locations ennobled. The result, thank goodness, is the ultimate destruction.
America Commander – Fantasy (1990). Directed by Alberto Pyun. Starring Matt Salinger, Ronny Cox, Ned Beatty, Darren McGavin, and Michael Nouri. During World War II, a brave American soldier undergoes experiments to become a super soldier named Captain America. In Germany, the sabotage of the rocks was carried out by a Nazi criminal group called the Red Skull, and it was frozen in time until the 1990s. After recovering, he discovers Red Bald, who has now changed identities, planning to kidnap the President. Let’s just say this is a movie and get on with it.
The Exorcist II: The Heretic – Horror (1977). Directed by John Boorman. Starring Richard Burton, Linda Blair, Lewis Fletcher, James Earl Jones, Ned Beatty, and Max von Sydow. This movie takes place some four years after the original movie. In it, the priest investigates the demon that resides inside Raegan’s head. There are good actors in this movie who seem to have let go of their feelings, or at least left their talent elsewhere. Badly written, badly directed, and with bad special effects this movie never stood a chance.
From Justin to Kelly with Love – Music (2003) Directed by Roberto Iscov. Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson from American-idol, Round One fame. Alone, a repressed adulterer grows up in Miami he comes across as lonely and depressed. With the help of a stagecoach in the moonlight, the two fall in love and perform during numerous poorly choreographed musical numbers. Whoever thought this movie was good clearly didn’t know that the singing talent was enough to carry the movie.
Gigli – Comedy (2003). Jennifer Lopez Ben Affleck, Christopher Walken, and Justin Bartha. Gigli, a not-so-talented Hitman, is hired by the mob to kidnap a young man mentally retarded, which he does. ; and holding him hostage in the apartment. But Ricky’s job is threatened, he sends a lesbian hitman to take him in charge and make sure he doesn’t screw up. The best thing about this movie was the obvious lack of chemistry between Lopez and Affleck, which could be the reason why the movie was released not long after.
Ghoulies 2 – Horror (1987). Directed by Albert Band. Everyone is the most important person. This movie basically picks up where the first movie left off. A few dirty little ghoulies go on amusement park rides. The creatures go mad after an attempt is made to kill them and go on a rampage through the fairgrounds. Like the first horror movie. I wonder why anyone would do that?
Glitter – Musical Drama (2001). Directed by Vondie Curtis-Hall. Starring Mariah Carey. A girl mixed-race teenager wakes up in an orphanage, where she falls in love with two other girls who become best friends. friends. Finally, after singing backstage for another act, along with her friends, Billie’s voice is heard by someone who wants to make her a star. But the pressure of her newfound celebrity puts a strain on her and makes her question what she really wants out of life. I’m not going to go.
Hercules of New York – Fantasy (1970). Directed by Arthur Allan Seidelman. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. After centuries of avoiding the life of the god, Hercules takes a hole in Olympus and decides to explore it. New York City. His father Jove, the king of the gods, sends some friends – – also the gods – – to bring him home. This was back in the day when Arnold’s accent was so heavy he could hardly be understood. Of course, in this case, it was a blessing.
Elation II – Horror (1996). Directed by Philip Mora. Christopher Lee. This is a sequel to the popular original movie. In this version, the brother of one of the werewolves is going to avenge the victims from the first movie. The werewolf hunter convinces himself that the world is in fact full of wolves and joins a pack of werewolf hunters in Transylvania on a mission to kill the werewolf queen. This movie has none of the good qualities of the original movie, including the special effects. This has lower effects, writing, directing and working.
You will always know what you did Summer – Horror (2006). Directed by Sylvain Albam. No one has any talent staring. A group of teenagers kill one of their friends in a 4th-party-drink-recipes”>4th of July accident . Then they vow to the grave. After a year of secrecy they are plucked out. The second one is a laborious one. I beg you.
Ishtar – Comedy (1987). Directed by Elaine May. Starring Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty. The film focuses on two young singer-songwriters who take a gig in Morocco, where they somehow get caught up in an international scheme. The problem with comedy was that there was no comedy. If Hoffman and Beatty play it for laughs, neither actor should be recognized for their supposed brilliance.
Insula Dr. Moreau – Horror (1996 remake). Directed by John Frankenheimer. Marlon Brando, Val Kilmer, and Ronald Perlman. This third version reformed H.G. A classic tale of a mad scientist whose botched attempt to create the perfect creature results in the appearance of a half-man, half-beast. The worst part of this film was Brando acting. You wonder if he’s already crazy. He actually did that in this movie.
Pat: Movie – Comedy (1995) . Directed by Adam Bernstein. Starring Julia Sweeney, Kathy Griffin, and Kathy Nijimy. Androgynous night Pat from Saturday Live, makes a movie. Enough said!
Laserblast– Sci-Fi (1978). Directed by Michael Ray. Starring Kim Milford, Roddy McDowell, and Kennan Wynn. The story centers on killing alien creatures created by mutants. However, after leaving the alien remains, he was using a high-tech laser gun. A ostracized teenager who uses it and then starts to change and later finds a gun. This movie is so hokey that it leaves the audience speechless and not in a good way.
Leonard Part 6 – Comedies (1987). Directed by Paul Weiland. Starring Bill Cosby and Victoria Rowell. In this film, Leonard’s daughter is quite busy with the old man. his father and his estranged wife do the magazine. As if that wasn’t enough, the government is asked to save the world again. They were done there, as was done in codes 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation – Fantasy (1997). Directed by John Leonetti. Nobody stands at all. I loved the original Mortal Kombat, which I will deny with all my heart if you mention it. That’s why I wanted to see this version. All I can say is, I will never make that mistake. This follows the original format – countless battle scenes between good and evil – but that’s where any similarity ends. Unlike the original, everything about this movie is wickedly funny and absolutely ridiculous.
Plan 9 From Outer Space – Sci-Fi (1959). Directed by Edward Wood. Bela Lugosi In this hilarious Ed Wood classic that falls into the “so bad it’s funny” category, a group of aliens think they can conquer Earth by resurrecting corpses. The true story of this film is that the younger, younger Lugosi was cast in the role of Lugosi after the actor died during filming. What more?
Raven – Horror (2007). Directed by Ulli Lommel. Unknown players are cruel. This movie centers on Lenore, the supposed reincarnation of Edgar Allan Poe’s legend, the heroine and her fight with the Raven who turned evil and he began to kill all his friends. This movie is so confusing and ridiculous, I don’t even know where to start. It’s just plain bad from start to finish.
Rhinestone – Comedy (1984). It was directed by Bob Clark. Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton. A country folk singer boasts that he can turn anyone into a country western star. For that test, he recruited a drink driver to fill out the bill, preparing him to sing in public. Sylvester Stallone’s song guilty music: What more?
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – Sci-Fi (1964) Directed by Nicholas Webster. Starring Pia Zadora to snatch the Holy Martians. What else is there to say? There is nothing redeeming about this movie.
Showgirls – Drama (1995). Directed by Paul Verhoeven. Starring Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan. I’m embarrassed to admit that I saw this movie but I wanted to see what Berkley could do with a great lead role. I saw and not enough. The story centers on a woman who wants to be a legitimate dancer but ends up mostly lap dancing throughout her life. Think all about Eve in Vegas and you get the trick. The props weren’t bad and the costumes were fine, but the acting and plot of this movie were horrendously horrible!
Striptease – Drama (1996). Directed by Andrea Bergman. Starring Demi Moore, Armand Assante, Burt Reynolds, Ving Rhames, Robert Patrick, and Francesca Fisher. The film centers on a single mom who takes a job as a nude to raise money for a child custody battle . The only good thing about the whole movie is Burt Reynolds as a ducal congressman. It’s really funny. The rest of the film is a huge flop; unless you count Moore’s assets as positives, which I’m sure is more likely to be the case with male viewers.
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace – Fantasy (1987). Directed by Sidney Furie. Starring Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Jon Cryer, Margot Kidder, and Mariel Hemingway. In this version, the Man of Steel goes up against a new adversary that he can’t beat – legendary evil filmmakers Manahem Golan and Yoram Globus. No beautiful set against the big guy!
Waterworld – Fantasy (1995). Reynolds was directed by Kevin. Starring Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper, and Joanne Tripplehorn. It is not very important to be home, so everyone from it is not good. Costner as a man with gills and webbed feet who sails the seas of the Earth in search of land is not very entertaining.
Believe me there was a lot of movies to choose from. I could easily understand:
- Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
- Alligator 2,
- Amittyville Horror (all),
- Car 54: Where art thou?
- Mute and Dumberer (yes, that name),
- Territories,
- He fell 2,
- Exaltation 3,
- Jaws Revenge,
- The speed of the lyre
- Maria Reilly,
- Myra Breckinridge,
- You will never get Ending 3,
- Nightwing,
- Policy Academy 7,
- Popeye,
- To carry,
- Hey Devil,
- They were, and
- Super Mario Brothers.
These services don’t begin to rip off really bad movies, but it’s a start to help you avoid spending your precious money renting really bad movies.
