5. Michael Jackson
I know what you’re thinking; What kind of list of the worst entertainers of all time has Michael Jackson in last place? Well, you’ll have to be careful with the cards, because if only shit is brought, then maybe it won’t happen (plus the numbers 4-1 are all pretty cool choices, and not nearly as obvious as Michael Jackson).
Having said that, Michael Jackson is the ultimate pervert. The whole Jesus Juice thing is one of the thickest I’ve ever heard. I’m totally surprised that someone hasn’t started making Jesus Juice Wine (a California couple started handing out the idea, but backed up pressure from Michael Jackson’s legal camp). I don’t know if the King of Pop did everything he was accused of (they’re all pretty dirty). He was found innocent. It is likely that some of the material said he was. Basically, I just seem deeply confused and emotional. It’s not pure chocolate. “The Man in the Looking Glass” is one of my favorite songs of all time.
4. JM Barrie
JM or James Barrie is the creator of the legendary play Peter Pan. Much has been made of John Depp’s image as a flawed author and legend, but frankly, they let it go too easily. At best, Barrie was an asexual man who truly loved children in a non-sexual way. Although nothing can be confirmed as far as the trouble itself is concerned, Barrie has seriously escaped the heads of the real life of the children he has become guardian of. Sylvia Llewelyn-Davis was a widow and mother of five children whom Barrie essentially adopted when he emigrated as a young man. There are many reports that say that Barrie was a pedophile and that the Llewelyn-Davis children were his main prey (although these rumors cannot be disproved). But we know what happened to children, and you will be surprised to know that two out of five are conscious of death and one died young in the war.
Perhaps the death of the two boys (George and Peter, whom Barrie was close to) was accidental, and they say nothing of the perverse nature of JM Barrie. But at the very least, it implies that he was a terrible father figure and similar to Michael Jackson on one too many levels.
3. R Kelly
R Kelly is a sex maniac, if not a pedophile and a total pervert. The video shows a 15-year-old girl. something special though. It is true that the man in the video may or may not be R Kelly, but it seems that there are enough personal accounts from people in his camp to confirm his destructive ways (even his own brother is coming out against him).
I have no problem with gay sex (as I think we all have some sex crazy person living inside of us). But you cross the line when you introduce the matter of urine (burning, overage or inter- is not right). I mean, that actually brings someone in the middle of sex. It’s so… tough.
2. Jerry Lee Lewis
Jerry Lee Lewis is perhaps more famous for marrying his cousin than one of the greatest authors in the history of rock n’ roll; and therefore it is in this catalogue. Having married his cousin Myra Gale Brown at the age of thirteen (the singer’s third wife at the age of 23), Jerry Lee Lewis was on the fast track to becoming one of rock’s most glorified and respected musicians. And he threw it all away.
It was a complete comeback from the 1958 scandal. However, it is not surprising that a return of this nature should take almost half a century. I don’t care how cute your thirteen-year-old cousin is, if you don’t sleep with her. This has more to do with Jerry Lee Lewis’s southern roots than anything else. He therefore takes half a step in vain.
1. Marcus Glitter
The most perverted, by far in the history of rock n’ roll Gary Glitter. If you’ve never heard of Glitter, you’re not alone. The only thing he is famous for (from kiddy porn and pedophilia) is a song called “Rock n Roll” (Part 2 ). we certainly played (this is where everyone goes “Hey!” at various parties; you know what I’m talking about). Even among the shitload of compilations, the famous writer’s Rock n’ Jock CD is called ESPN. Not that it matters, but I’ve always wondered what “Rock n’ Roll (Part 1)” sounded like. Maybe, I never will now.
Now, let’s get back to Gary Glitter’s personal life. On separate occasions in 1997 and 1999, Glitter was convicted of possessing child pornography in England. When he got out of prison, Glitter decided he needed the real deal; and has spent the last five years or so traveling the world, consuming all that is hot about child prostitution. In late 2005, Gary Glitter was arrested for kidnapping two elderly girls in Vietnam. Classy. He was convicted in 2006.
