Remember after the movie “Borat” came out, how all of a sudden everyone became Borat impersonators? Quote after quote after quote, they all quickly left the “Borated” bit. Well prepare for the festival to be done again!
The actor who played in “Borat” is back with a new movie called “Bruno”. Bruno’s character seems remarkably similar to his old self, Borat. Luckily for you, he quotes some of the movie “Bruno” before it even comes out in theaters . Here are the funny Bruno quotes that I promised you.
look around the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Mustaches!”
“What is the biggest gun?”
“Do you want to use a gun like that?”
“How far do you put poopenschaft before dangerous?”
“After I turned I wanted to spend my life with a dick chick?”
“If Freddie Prince Jr. crawls in here on all fours right now, are you telling him he wants to be exposed?”
“Liza Minnelli, do you want a benign tumor or a malignant tumor?”
“What do you think is the number one leisure activity for gay guys at the time?”
“Wassup! Happy is the coolest new thing, so come to the happiest part of America – Alabama!”
“Then what do you say about people out there who see you very powerful in your body, have very powerful thighs and pectoral muscles and wonder what you look like Schawasenstucke?
Am I allowed to give other members of the coupling or wait until the time is up?
“What does freedom mean? Freedom in Austria is a lot about walking down the street with your boyfriend Diesel just holding your hand because he’s fighting for you?”
“Osama Bin Laden is cool and fashionable”
“Do we need more examples because I’m like the Muse of Chrysler in Austria”
“Fashion lives a lot more than it keeps doctors”
“What do you do with the awkward situation of someone coming in a wheelchair and you want to push them away, but you don’t want to create a scene? How do you turn them away? Do you turn them around or turn them around?”
Do you think if house music happened around 30 World War II?
“It just so happens that all the good guys have hair, like Jesus, and like hippies, and you know Rod Stewart.”
“Many style gurus in Austria say that Osama Bin Laden is the best dressed guy, don’t you think so?”
“Burt Reynolds, keep him in the ghetto or train him to Auschwitz?”
Bruno Quotes – http://hubpages.com/hub/Bruno-Quotes
